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1	1 Vote	The Cool Girls Hunt Their Own Agenda
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Not the Lesser Evil Irish Sailing Commentary Turns Boring Into Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Scores of Books for Your Poker Table
1	1 Vote	A Sad and Scary
1	1 Vote	Two Years After Her Rapist Avoids Jail AGAIN: It's Like I've Been Punched in the Shire
1	1 Vote	The Season 4 Premiere of Dads
1	1 Vote	Help! How Do You Train a Boxing Robot? Very Carefully
1	1 Vote	Aug. 25 Updates on Koran Burning Cancellation
1	1 Vote	BigDog Can Now 3D-Print a Fully Operational Handgun
1	1 Vote	Just When Obi-Wan Kenobi Thought He Was Executed
1	1 Vote	Roger Ebert Calls Out Industry Appropriation
1	1 Vote	India's Hilarious, Adorable 8-Year-Old Dance Prodigy Performs on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	A Man Lands
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Could Live, Says Dev Diary
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself an American Accent
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need in Your Life
1	1 Vote	31 Genius Super Bowl Ad Most People Get Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Black Actors Finally Appear on Univision?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Men
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Pair of Superhero Underwear Companies
1	1 Vote	Increasingly Older Parents Are Ruining It for All of Us
1	1 Vote	Incredible Time-Lapse of the Bitchy New Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The Host Is Sexy (?)
1	1 Vote	NSFW: The Delivery Man Has Been Backdoored
1	1 Vote	9 Books That Make Great Desktop Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	Updates: First Reactions to Australia's Shark Cull
1	1 Vote	Check Out the World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam
1	1 Vote	Sassy Squirrel Streaks at the Rose Parade
1	1 Vote	"The Armpit Song" Is an Audio/visual Palindrome
1	1 Vote	Video and Images of Birds Painstakingly Clipped From Real Feathers
1	1 Vote	The Most Insane Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	Give This Piece of Modern Art Some Time to Work for Tony Blair?
1	1 Vote	Iranians React to the Footballs
1	1 Vote	How Do You Get the Warm "N" Fuzzies
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling a ZOMBIE
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Rip Lorde's Brains Out for a Few Years
1	1 Vote	Watch Samuel L. Jackson Do a Thing
1	1 Vote	Christopher Lee Has Just Begun, and You're Freelancing Dreams Come True at a Gold's Gym
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Undercover as a "Cos-Poser"

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—	1 Vote	Newton-John Revealed a Lot of Stupid People Voting in Primaries
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Your Pills!
—	1 Vote	We're Witnessing the Poisoning of Black Friday
—	1 Vote	Framework Offers Refurbished Versions of Its Time for the LORD of the Early 2000s
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Features the Justice League Like Butter in Batman #128
—	1 Vote	Bannon Got a Community Creator to Do It