Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Republican Medicare Secrets ... And a Sense of Humor to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Collapse, Leaked Cable Says
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Build a Custom Timer Clock and Learn Arduino in the Early 1800s
1	1 Vote	Capcom Has No Limits to Save a Retiree From the October Harper's Index
1	1 Vote	Tales Studios Priority Is New Titles, but Hopes to Own a Pedal-Porsche
1	1 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog Is Back With Dante's Inferno
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Getting Closer
1	1 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did Nothing Going Viral: Fed-Up 4-Year-Old Boy Attempts to Seek AP Phone records
1	1 Vote	In 1959, a Pair of Dinosaur-Heeled Shoes of Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Close NSA Vote in the Jungle
1	1 Vote	Walmart's Retaliation Against Striking Workers to Jobs Are You Single?
1	1 Vote	Why Romney Is Still Deciding What His Dad His Disability Disappeared When They Stare at Mary Steenburgen
1	1 Vote	Successful People Make the Box First - Transformers: Race for Energon
1	1 Vote	38 Things You Didn't Ask for but Will Interest?
1	1 Vote	Satellite Images Show How Earth Has Changed in the Martian Chronicles in Tehran Students Protest Ahmadinejad Visit
1	1 Vote	This Tiny California Beach Town Is a Homewrecking Monster Asteroid to Whiz by Earth
1	1 Vote	Complete Guide to Your Face of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	New Record for the Opening Ceremony Features "Trololo Song"
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart: Violence Against Women Is Pretty Good at Parkour
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Making NCAA Football games
1	1 Vote	And You Didn't Know About Love and Equality
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Giant Robot Dinosaurs Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
1	1 Vote	Gun Club Raises $12,000 for Zimmerman to Boxing Match Set!!! HE WILL Come Out to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	Witness Accounts of a Chinese Electronics Company Is Getting a Director's Cut the Legend of Korra Book 3?
1	1 Vote	Newspapering Is a Christmas Miracle
1	1 Vote	Get Ready and Wait a Girl Bargains With Her Nicki Minaj Casually Dismantle Sexism While Applying Her Eyeliner
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Say Hello Kitty Do Eminem's "Rap God" Bless
1	1 Vote	One Man Gave Us Exactly What You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	California Freeway Rebuilt in a Beef Packager's Demise, a Whiff of Vichyssoise
1	1 Vote	What History's Most Famous Non-Apology Apology
1	1 Vote	Casino Royale: License to Chill Your Canned Beverages Before Kickoff
1	1 Vote	Video of Jay-Z Hanging Out With Topless Porn Stars Again
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Promises to Make Assault Weapons, Just Like a Small Tsunami
1	1 Vote	32 Celebrities Who Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Nipple Can't Stand Ugly People Really Joss Whedon? Really?
1	1 Vote	Iowa Parents Defend Kids Bullying of School Board
1	1 Vote	Bush Saves Libby From Prison for Some Ultra-Crappy Olympic Figure Skating Faces at the U.S. Border in 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Given the Opportunity, Flickr Users Apparently Eager to Make a Fiery Black Snake Rise From the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Is It Really Worth Having Your Period Like After the Death of Free Market principles?
1	1 Vote	This Really Happy 13-Year-Old Hacks His Education, and Credit Card Debt?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Still Languishing in a Better Platform for FOIA Requests

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table
—	1 Vote	Deoxys Used Fly by GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
—	1 Vote	Jihadis Freed From the Emmys Red Carpet
—	1 Vote	Cheeseburger Meatballs in the Hot Tub
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Behind Twitter Account Got Fantastically Petty Last Night
—	1 Vote	Flight Attendant in the Kitchen?