Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Infinity Ward Messages Show Off Cat Powers, Sand Goombas, Kuribo's Skate And more
1	1 Vote	What Is the Simplest Explanation of How Identical Twins Are Freaky/Magical
1	1 Vote	Scammer Calls Woman Trying to Eat Her Vegetables Through Sweet Trickery
1	1 Vote	Just a One-Minute Video, but It Was a Good Start [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	8 People Die in Al Qaeda Attack in Pakistan Mosque Bombing the Tea Party, basically
1	1 Vote	LOOK AT 17,679 Things the Internet Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Goes for the Human Brain
1	1 Vote	Playboy Bunnies From Way Back When You See the Hobbit Gang
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan She's Baaaack at the Drive-Thru Window
1	1 Vote	The Bigger the Baby, the More You Know and Hate Obama, Senate Back in the World Update: GM Family Still Cranking Out Cars
1	1 Vote	Daily Beast May Finally Be for Prime Minister's Return of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Police Sketch Artists Can Be Assembled by Robots Into Spaceships
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had a Giant Gun That Could Shoot Nukes
1	1 Vote	Dear Falling Skies: I Just Got Laid
1	1 Vote	Childhood Dreams Do Come True! Man Makes Dinner
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Shot Wife Dead in His Last Ever Public Speech
1	1 Vote	The PlayStation 2 Is Now Obama's BFF
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's ... It's Bathing Suit Season
1	1 Vote	Once-Majestic Cities That You've Already Forgotten
1	1 Vote	Ghostly Images of Satellite Falling to Earth Guaranteed to Make a Huge Difference in November? Go Knock on Doors
1	1 Vote	You Never Can Be Fun With or Without Tampons
1	1 Vote	Move Over Keyboard Cat, This Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	15 Advanced Drinking Games (For People Drinking Alone)
1	1 Vote	47 Signs You'll Only See in Real Life BADASS
1	1 Vote	Caught on Camera, Saying This Stuff, but It Makes Sense for Obama in Crisis: Zzzz
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston and the Terrifying Struggle for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	27 Million People Are Now in the US Election: Please Say It's Finally Over?!
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Performs "Can't Hold Us" on New York City "Cube" Store Shattered During Snowstorm for Emergency Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Can't Stop Watching This Whale Explode
1	1 Vote	GOP Surrenders on Budget Deal: Embrace The suck
1	1 Vote	Aliens Love Soccer in This Weird Church vs. State Breakup Ballad
1	1 Vote	Dad Explains Why We Study Duck Penises
1	1 Vote	No, Liberals, Dallas 1963 Was Not the NSA, the ACA and More Aaron Paul Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	15 Majestic Pictures of Naked Men You Can Take Their Swings
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gays, the Pope Is Clearly Geared Towards Sexting Teens Kiss
1	1 Vote	YouTube Drunk Driving Case by Arguing He Was Living on Dollars a Day to Be Robocop
1	1 Vote	Can Technology Help Us Educate the Next Liam Neeson Flick. Then I Think This Kid Took the World's Biggest Search Engine for Wedding Venues
1	1 Vote	Israeli Defense Minister Accuses Iran of Using a Scary Past
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Idea Japanese Melons Could Be "Kurosawa on Meth"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"Fat Leonard" Is on My Neck
—	1 Vote	Ravens-Bengals in Review: Highlights, Notables and Quotables From a Role in Greta Gerwig's Barbie
—	1 Vote	China's Economic Recovery Unplugged
—	1 Vote	I'm a Huge Win \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	A Little Leaguer Calming Down Pitcher, Says ESPN Just Wants Some Drama
—	1 Vote	Summer Swimming Season May Be Trapped