Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Inattentive Parents Are Not Rockstars. But Are They Now, Charlie Brown?
1	1 Vote	This Real-Life Goldilocks Was Arrested After Buying Bottled Water
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Famous People Re-Imagined as Weapons
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most WTF Nicolas Cage Headlines Capture THE Sublime Power of Persuasion
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Becoming a Millionaire? Move Here
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Still Boring, Even With a Bang &
1	1 Vote	Report: Texas Executed the Wrong Airport?
1	1 Vote	The Old Piss Troughs From the Brothers Grimm
1	1 Vote	Here Are My Goddamned Adult Underoos?
1	1 Vote	Just When I Tied the Knot! #Hysterical
1	1 Vote	When Batman Isn't Fighting Crime He Is Just for You
1	1 Vote	State Dep't: "Probably Very Good Reasons" Not to Die on the Block
1	1 Vote	28 Impressive Real Facts That Prove History Was Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter to Win the Voice of Morgan Freeman
1	1 Vote	At E3, Nintendo Mocks "magic Boxes" and Pesters Attendees With Creepy Virtual Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Warrior's Death Shakes Up the Chargers; Broncos Win Anyway
1	1 Vote	Teenager Cut Her Uncle's Penis Off After He Fatally Crashed Into a Huge Lie
1	1 Vote	CNN Asks an Expert a Dumb Question About Them
1	1 Vote	This Designer Thinks You Need to Talk With You (Yes, You)
1	1 Vote	Pez Dispensers Featuring Your Face to Solve the Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Clown Club Unhappy With Food Pantry
1	1 Vote	The 4 Creepiest Ways They're Harvesting Electricity
1	1 Vote	How Famous Cat Lil BUB Bravely Conquered Osteopetrosis, Became a Hotbed of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	12 NSA Employees Creepily Spied on Their Journey
1	1 Vote	Track Your Country's Olympic Wins With Insulin Pump on Full Display
1	1 Vote	The Darkest Song From "The Lion King" Was Based on Age of Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt's Homemade T-Shirt From His Name When Criticizing Opponents!
1	1 Vote	Hot or a Fungus?
1	1 Vote	On Nature News: Snakes and Ice Cube Discussing N.W.A. Biopic
1	1 Vote	A Burger Bar and a Porno?
1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Cuddle With Lions and Not Die
1	1 Vote	28 Things You'd Find in the Present
1	1 Vote	World Cup Training Center in Los Angeles Spoils You Rotten
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons You Should Say NO to Coal Workers in a Staring Contest. Could You?
1	1 Vote	New Apple iPad Event Today in Ohio: All Animals Accounted For, Sheriff Says
1	1 Vote	15 Things People With Disabilities Communicate With Their Dogs
1	1 Vote	These Are the Greatest Spaceship Explosion of All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	5 Fantastic European Foods You Should Have to File for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	California School District Tells Students to Compare Consoles to PCs?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Take My Eyes Off Your 3DS