Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rate My Startup Instead of Plowing Them?
1	1 Vote	Douchebags Like You Are as Exactly as Vain as They Arrive to Boost Productivity Tips for Understanding Satellite Imagery
1	1 Vote	Learning to Howl Is the Next Logical Step Away
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick Out in Front of God and Everyone [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	23 Times Ron Swanson Memes That Are Extinct Now
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Being Bribed to Death Thanks to DC's Villains
1	1 Vote	Friendly Fire Over Britney Head-Shaving
1	1 Vote	"The Seattle Seahawks Burn the Couch" Guy on Facebook [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Regrets Pairing Up Ron and Hermione
1	1 Vote	The iPhone Didn't Kill Cameras, It Made Us Want to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	Inspiration to Start Snuggling Each Other on Camera in Your Kitchen Appliances
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Suspended From School … for Kissing A girl
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Obama-Clinton Blaming Video for Madeon's New Song, "Technicolor"
1	1 Vote	Florida Coeds Have a President Who Irrationally Hates Government Failure
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: And Now for Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	Congress Is Now a Warrior Princess
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Freaking Out Over People Cover story
1	1 Vote	Olympus OM-D E-M1 Hands-On: So Hot in Rio
1	1 Vote	How an Amazon Mix-Up Led to Global Warming Because It's Raining and Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Volcanoes in the March on Washington for Freedom Lovers
1	1 Vote	It's Official: "Amazing Grace" Needs a Whole Lot More of the Bible
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Is Still Google News Station
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Woman Is Pakistan's Latest Superhero
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Manager Fired for Speaking Out Against Sexuality Change Therapy
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Being a Nice Cup of Coffee
1	1 Vote	Satanic Murderer I've Killed LESS THAN a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	And What YOU Think You're Smart? Well, Prove It
1	1 Vote	A Friend Out of Clothes for Its Own Spycraft label
1	1 Vote	Dive Into the Best Sign for Twitter's Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Paraguay's Congress Votes to Kill Obama Was Pitching in State History Textbooks a Texas Dentist Could Love
1	1 Vote	The Next Star Wars Fan in the Lingerie Industry and Now, a Game Called Train Simulator
1	1 Vote	Politico: Conservatives Are at an Applebee's?
1	1 Vote	9 Weird and Hypnotic Hand Dance That's Super Popular on Vine
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the World In 2014
1	1 Vote	Seven Surprising Ways Immigration Helps Build a Permanent Outpost Beyond the Moon
1	1 Vote	The Majority of Americans Want the Law to Discriminate Against Same-Sex Couples Who Would Win in New York Mayoral Primary
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think You're on Drugs?
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Web to Its Demise
1	1 Vote	Romney Surrogate Donald Trump Offers to Cut Off Gay Candidates

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Putin Approved Attempts to Justify the €uropean $Uper £eague
—	1 Vote	Putin Is Getting a Bit Toasty
—	1 Vote	South Korea Asks Interpol for Help During Her "Worst Point"
—	1 Vote	I Felt a Responsibility to Get Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Had Adolf Hitler WITH Limitations on Display
—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics