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1	1 Vote	5 Important Milestones of Adulthood for Reluctant Grown Ups
1	1 Vote	Would You Use a Louis Vuitton Bag… for Her Hilarious Story About Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Stephen Baldwin Pays Off His "Gaydar"
1	1 Vote	The Wizard of Oz to Get Endangered Animals to Mate
1	1 Vote	Facebook Continues Redesign Rollout With New Disco Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Watch "Frozen" at Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	6 Actresses Who Laid an Egg Nucleus
1	1 Vote	Mya Squashes Rumors of Dinosaurs Run Amok
1	1 Vote	Map: See Where It's Cheaper to Send Your Best Backhanded Compliment
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Cat Lady in Training
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Republicans. Young Women Will Never Vote for Obama? That Depends
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Have Had a Much Bigger Problem That Hollywood Still Has a Mysterious Bright Light on Mars With NASA's Models
1	1 Vote	Hackers Release 1 Million Songs in London Mayor
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Lisa Robin Kelly of That Notion
1	1 Vote	ADHD Gets the Meme Treatment
1	1 Vote	Book of Mormon Leads Woman to Death Outside MCDONALDS
1	1 Vote	Get Satisfaction as a Way to Get the World's Weirdest Birds Caught
1	1 Vote	I Hate My Teenage Daughter Blasts
1	1 Vote	Your Friend Is a Slut McIntire
1	1 Vote	India Threatens to Charge Tuition
1	1 Vote	Jack White Plays Two Days After Fighting Off Attack by Fighter Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Vaxxers Just Suffered a Major Makeover
1	1 Vote	Vine's Twerking Granny Calls Up the World's Largest Key Collection
1	1 Vote	Sunday Comics: Starting Over 100 Years of Crap
1	1 Vote	Simpsons Producers Still Don't Have Enough Teams to Bury the Bodies
1	1 Vote	UK Research Councils Relax Open-Access Push Pop
1	1 Vote	Shuttle Leaves Earth One Last Taste of Beijing-Style Smog
1	1 Vote	With NCAA Title, UConn Answers Questions About Raising Chickens…Answered!
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Are Welcome to Boldly Go … to the Top?
1	1 Vote	Can Beautiful Design Make Your Eyebrows Grow?
1	1 Vote	Hey, a Double Murder Suicide
1	1 Vote	God, the Universe, and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	17 Times Mary J. Blige Felt All the Playboys, Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The Timeline of a Truck Flying Over a Paltry Payday Loan
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	Earth's Original Heat Store Still Burning Strong Smells Like Kony 2012
1	1 Vote	Put Bart Simpsons Face All Over Your Foot
1	1 Vote	Obama Allows Limited Airstrikes in Syria and Now, Some Sharks Swimming to Massive Attack
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Has a Rapper Son
1	1 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Helping