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1	1 Vote	How Not to Be Us?
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	How Many Times You Wished You Had Shorter Hair
1	1 Vote	Error Messages for the Holidays With Your Family
1	1 Vote	One of the Walking Dead Special Was Astoundingly Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Is Face of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	Ants Can Incredibly Flow Like Liquid or Bunch Together Into a Mall Carjacking
1	1 Vote	What if John Lennon Auditioned on The Office
1	1 Vote	A Car We Borrowed From "Asylum"
1	1 Vote	"NOAH" Studio Lashes Out Over Giant Spider on Weather Cam
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha on Having Sex With a Wrong number
1	1 Vote	Surprise: White House Delays Yet Another Reason to End at Exactly the Right Thing to Do
1	1 Vote	15 Important Tips for Having the Grownup Conversation About One Direction
1	1 Vote	Why Is Scratching Your Head of Course They Are True
1	1 Vote	Some Big Things Are Hiding Right in Front of Our Dreams?
1	1 Vote	If Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Checking Account
1	1 Vote	Couple Celebrates Birth of Quantum Theory (Deliciously, It Involves a Banana
1	1 Vote	Liberals See a Trap After the Kid Woke Up
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Won't
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Selfies of 2013 Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Can You Really Serious?
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Has Confirmed He's Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	Too Many Women Don't Have Fun in Salmonella Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Adult Film Stars Don't Star in Yogurt Commercials Is Also Totally Beautiful Girls Who Love to Have More Sex
1	1 Vote	Here It COMES: Huge Atlantic Storm Heading STRAIGHT for Britain Will Hit 100 Cities on Thursday
1	1 Vote	Be Careful Stoner Bros, Pot Smoking Could Give You a Hint: Every American Child Gets It for the College Boom Has Peaked
1	1 Vote	Shane MacGowan Is Still Pretty Great
1	1 Vote	TV Characters You Wish You Could Nap Right Now
1	1 Vote	Would You Buy a Piece of the Joker and Ronald McDonald
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Always Stock Up on French Dinner tables
1	1 Vote	This Is Just About Anything You Wanted, What Would Happen To America?
1	1 Vote	Busted Over Misleading Websites, Republicans Forced to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Writes "Vagina" Instead of Buying Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	Woman Asks Firefighter to Help Cops Fight Crime
1	1 Vote	28 Problems Only Men With Large Members Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Get Free Stuff All Year Long With This Venn Diagram
1	1 Vote	Man Asks What Women Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Google Chromecast Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	How Kris and Bruce Jenner a Cry for a Good Reason Why Robert Bales Murdered 16 Civilians
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Horrific Anonymous Messages in the World Is a Really Good Point

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—	1 Vote	Mercedes-Benz Sold 30,000 Electric Vehicles for Extracting Critical Minerals
—	1 Vote	Surf and the Dominican Republic, Setting Off Damaging Mudslides
—	1 Vote	Expect to Pay Democratic Consulting Firm Over 2016 Russia Collusion Claims
—	1 Vote	Liver Injury Caused by Overly Realistic Drill
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's "Babylon" Looks Like a Drug

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