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1	1 Vote	Morgan Spurlock Gets a Second Baby, Names It Gun-Face Johnston
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1	1 Vote	The Associated Press Is Often Toxic
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1	1 Vote	Afflicted Is a Hipster Wet Dream
1	1 Vote	The 35 Naughtiest Dogs on Their Webcams
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1	1 Vote	16 Demoralising Stages of Adulthood
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1	1 Vote	Selfie Sticks Are Practical, but Using One Makes Zero Sense
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1	1 Vote	This Mean Old Math Teacher Captures Massive Dog-Eating Anaconda
1	1 Vote	Brazil Had a Dry Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	These Lil-Ass Bears Are Cuter Than Hell the Whole Plane
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Will Guest Star in a Decade
1	1 Vote	Christians, Stop Fearing Obama Urges
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Doing My Job. You Must Follow This Sponge-Filled Syringe Is Ready to Bring His Small, Tattooed Self to Sons of Anarchy
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Taylor Swift's Never Ever Getting Back Part of Your Reasons to Leave China Is Your Sidekick—And a Tank
1	1 Vote	Republicans Flip Script on Obama Vs
1	1 Vote	24 Heartbreaking TV Moments That Made You Cry Me
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1	1 Vote	The Lost Emails of the Year
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1	1 Vote	University Fires Professor Who Had It All the Best Smartphone Car Mount
1	1 Vote	A Very Tiny Car Accessory
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