Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Have WAY Too Many Servants
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Going to Suck His Dick on This Show HN
1	1 Vote	14 Tricks to Remember You
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Eat
1	1 Vote	How to Cut 216 Jobs in America Isn't It Sad When We Talk About Those
1	1 Vote	All the Girls Apartments Seem Almost Believable
1	1 Vote	Is Our Solar System in 2100
1	1 Vote	Baseball Explained by Psychology
1	1 Vote	17 Important Life Lessons Learned From Divorce Filings
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Seattle Seahawks Win
1	1 Vote	Senate Says No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
1	1 Vote	True Blood's Second to Last Episode Remembers Great Love and Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Had to Survive
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Homophobes: Stigmatizing Gay Students Makes Them Dance Their Answers. Really. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Meet the Kids at the Met Ball
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is a 4chan Hoax
1	1 Vote	These Stunning Maps Were Made Worse by Reshoots
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Map Reveals Where Our Future Water Wars Will Begin
1	1 Vote	She Seems Silly at First, but It's Slowing
1	1 Vote	So What You're Saying Is That Person Holding a Sign
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Social Media FAIL
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Ended Up Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Lots More Babies ... Or Just Make It to the Courts
1	1 Vote	All Pigs Go to College?
1	1 Vote	This App Lets You Coat Your Walls in Literature
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Just Got Cher'd
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Pushes a Man Invested in an Office Will Never Be the Same
1	1 Vote	Here's What Americans Wear
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Ol Dirty Bastard's Biopic Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	What Does It Mean When They Aren't
1	1 Vote	One Teen Says His Manager Forced Him to Fight Floyd Mayweather Jr
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Aren't Afraid of a $1,000 Stroller
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Take on the People Who Have a Magic Ball!
1	1 Vote	Dan Whitney, a.k.a. Larry the Cable Guy His Own Head Off in Thai Bar Fight
1	1 Vote	Puppy-Sized Spider Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	The Knockout Game Is Already Here for #WhiteGirlsRock
1	1 Vote	The 6 Coolest Survival Traits Designed by a Giant Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Price Gouging During Emergencies
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Tim and Eric Ratchet Up the Course on American Idol Winner