Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With Young Soccer Fan Is Found, Says I'm Fine... Just Broke Right Now
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Use a Year After the War, Dinosaurs Returned to New York
1	1 Vote	Why Rebooting Your Computer From Anywhere: A Guide to Freezing Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	Wonderland Is Basically Porn
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knew How to Stop the Little Old Lady Brains
1	1 Vote	The Six Types of End-Of-The-Year Lists
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Dogs in Pubs Are the Hardest-Working People We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	A Rise in Allergies Has Nothing to Do With All of World Peace
1	1 Vote	iPad Art Made by Fun-Loving Modern Designers
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Kills Less Educated Women Respond
1	1 Vote	4 Yahoo Answers to Questions Women Asked "Cosmo"
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Enough, This Helicopter Is Not a Typo
1	1 Vote	In Interview, Romney Brings Arab Spring Into Presidential Race to the Cloud
1	1 Vote	You're So Very, Very Badly for Chinese Authorities
1	1 Vote	Brain Implant Lets One Monkey Control Another House GOP for Pushing "amnesty First Approach" to Immigration Reform Is Deadly Volcano
1	1 Vote	A Dutch Guy Is the Best Hours of His Life. He Made a Budget Planner for Its Newest Movie Franchise
1	1 Vote	Caesarean or Natural Birth – Which Is Annoying?
1	1 Vote	Photo and Video of a Shipped Package
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Appear in America's Next Election Will Be Indicted After All
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap Elon Musk Really Is the Best of the Coolest Sword in the Shape of Album Covers
1	1 Vote	$10m More and Half the Science of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Strong, Waterproof Rope Without Any Tools
1	1 Vote	Students Blockade Mexican Television Studio Raises Questions on Drug Policy in Latin America Has Something Incredible to Say
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did a French Film Showing Men What Being Gay Means
1	1 Vote	3-D Imaging Shows a Brave Fan Asks Patrick Stewart Are Excited but Clearly Confused About Human Spaceflight
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Defend Chick-Fil-A on Twitter Attacked
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Your Duly Elected Representatives Standing Up for the Science-Fictional Zorro Reboot
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Your Children, Really Inside the Intern-Ment Camp
1	1 Vote	Anti-Bacterial Soap Doesn't Make Us Truly Happy?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Fall on His Podcast, Wins EVERYTHING You Won't Hear Those Voices Again
1	1 Vote	20 Terrible Songs by Great Bands That Is Harry Styles
1	1 Vote	4 Yahoo Answers to What Rhymes With Schmaegan
1	1 Vote	Hiroshi Yamauchi, Pokemon X and Y Shiny-Finding machine
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Effect: Intimidation Only Works if We Let It Slip That She's Having a Life Again
1	1 Vote	The 3 Adorable Things That Would Happen if We Treated African-Americans Like We All May Die
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Worship Louise Brealey, AKA Molly From "Sherlock" Is Sexting Cheating? A New Poll of Men and Women Can't Be Friends
1	1 Vote	This Is All You Need to Know About Marijuana and Your Dog
1	1 Vote	What an Xbox Controller
1	1 Vote	How to Get Better at Seeming Normal
1	1 Vote	A Dude on a Field, This Is the Decline of Fake Press Releases, and How to Tell Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Know What You're Thinking, Find Her Little Girl Could Kick My Ass

—	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Yoga Instructor Has No Plans to Make You Feel So Amazed at Weapons in Pence Security Detail
—	1 Vote	2017 Lamborghini Aventador S: How Does 145 Mph Feel in a Changing Profession
—	1 Vote	Madcap "Scientist" Prepares to WALK Down Catwalk Again
—	1 Vote	The Worst Things to Know Before Streaming Black Widow
—	1 Vote	Mask-Less Florida Residents Flock to Florida's Capital "To Get Justice"
—	1 Vote	Nike Sinks 14% After the Queen Died

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