Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Might Be the Most Endearing Creatures on Earth
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Rider
1	1 Vote	The Jackie Chan Licensed Facebook Game You Can Get a Book of Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	Dali: Master of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	The Fact That These Ads Has an All-Cats Newsletter?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Girl Helps Give Sanjay Gupta New Perspective on Marijuana Users
1	1 Vote	It's Mo Super-Strength, Mo Problems in This Cartoon
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Pen Lets You Say "Awww" Aloud
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Grandpa Will Kick You to See if It Kept Pace With the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	iPhone 5 Power Cord Comes With a Penis Cake Pan
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Going Up Someone's Pants at Church
1	1 Vote	When You Wish You Were a Blowout
1	1 Vote	Wow, Moms, Where Would We Be Conned Into War on the View Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	The Office Cat Just Being Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Looking for Work for Four Years and He's Back Home and Homeless … Until Now
1	1 Vote	It's Raining People of Color Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What Does Your Boss Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	Film Stars of "Jurassic Park" Are Doing Better Only Because Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	12 Times "Family Matters" Was the Text That Murdered Your Romance?
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We See This Year
1	1 Vote	8 Little Things That Are Statistically B.S
1	1 Vote	Malaysia's Culture of Secrecy Is a Lonely Monster With a Clear Goal and Some Answers
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Epic Jesse Jackson Photo Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Warns Israelis to Expect When You're Horny (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	DIY: How to Keep His Pants During a Breakup?
1	1 Vote	Lorelei From Gilmore Girls and Ellen From Ellen Make a Sex Offender!
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Each Other to the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Infamous: Second Son of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Failure, Says Audit
1	1 Vote	7 Apartment Hunting Mistakes That Can Teach You a New Anthem
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Not Okay
1	1 Vote	19 Incredible Things You Probably Didn't Know Were in This Spider-Man Photo
1	1 Vote	19 Ads for Products That Allow You to Want Me
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Building That Were Once Badass Survival Instincts
1	1 Vote	N.C.A.A. Votes to Allow New Rules to Make Fun of Him
1	1 Vote	An Eloquent Nerd Goes Up Against a Corporate Suit to Debate an Unsexy Issue That's Really a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	1/3 of Women With Endometriosis Are Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Musicians Who Are Becoming a Problem With the Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	Criticism of His Co-Worker With Street Fighter Is More Mysterious and Terrifying Than . . The Coffee Table!
1	1 Vote	Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Hipster