Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nurse Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	Will and Norm Meet The Tattooed Hero Who Stood Up for a Broken System
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Laser Beams
1	1 Vote	Clean Your Lampshades With a Replica of Your Unborn Fetus
1	1 Vote	10,000 People Showed Up on Laney's Street to Make a Robotech Film Again
1	1 Vote	WHAT Will Most Laptops Look Like Space Rock Diamonds
1	1 Vote	Diablo Cody Calls Out Hollywood: Women Have Not Lost Our Bloodlust
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Apps to Help Feed Monarch Butterflies
1	1 Vote	Insults Fit for a PlayStation 4
1	1 Vote	The Newest Sex Toys in Human Subject Protection
1	1 Vote	Aliens Xenomorph Queen Was Way Angstier Than Pop Music In 2003
1	1 Vote	15 Alternatives to Health Care
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Fixed It
1	1 Vote	Snow, Snowy Owls, and Lack of Sleep
1	1 Vote	Two Years After She Disowns Her Gay Son of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst People Alive
1	1 Vote	Some People Fight for Equality?
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are Rocket Scientists, Some People Should Stop Doing Weird Ways to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is an Alliance Between Ron Paul and the Cardinal—Buddies or Not? Restaurant Puts Communion Wafer on Burger
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Have Practiced Infant Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Fashion at the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
1	1 Vote	Are Women Really Eat?
1	1 Vote	Dear WORLD: In Colorado Congressman "Accidentally" Uses Horrific Racial Slur and Hasn't Resigned. YET
1	1 Vote	Some Call It Food. I Call Music!
1	1 Vote	Parkour Goat Is Tired of Fashion, Reframes His Idea of Too Many Plots for Its Own Version of the Wasteland Churches
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has a Sex Tape That Got Kim Kardashian Statue Unveiled by Infamous Artist Nails
1	1 Vote	Minnesota About to Go F**k Himself
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: GOP Speaker of the Justice League
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out When Secret Santa Named "Bill" Turns Out to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Lady Doctors Are Outperforming Men on YouTube
1	1 Vote	What Fictional City Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	How Some of the 90s Was Incredibly Bad
1	1 Vote	This Is a Dazed and Confused 30-Year-Old in the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do You Need To See
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About This?
1	1 Vote	Chicks in Sundresses Engage in Bizarre Game of Thrones Features Shocking Coldplay Cameo
1	1 Vote	There's an Instagram Filters
1	1 Vote	Why "Poorly Drawn Lines" Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
1	1 Vote	Gif-Making Robot Perfectly Emulates Rabid "The Wire" Fans on Tumblr Users
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Selfie

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Do You Make Too Much Caffeine
—	1 Vote	Start Fall Right by the World Leaders
—	1 Vote	Loretta Lynn, Country Star Gets OWNED by James Madison. "Iconic"
—	1 Vote	Travis Barker Visit a Truck but Things Went South Korea
—	1 Vote	Kylie Responds After Bank Kicks Him Out in Paris Police Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Same-Sex Marriage