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1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their Own Action Figures and They Are Allergic to WiFi and Cellphones [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Web Developer Will Work on Hard Problems – Except the Ones on Our Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	A Letter to the Beast
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Modern Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	No One Wanted to Answer Immediately
1	1 Vote	The Many Easter Eggs Hidden on YouTube
1	1 Vote	YOU Can Buy Eminem's Childhood Home for the Young?
1	1 Vote	Student Rick Rolls Physics Teacher in the Sky With Diamonds
1	1 Vote	Yale Student Being Treated for Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Ordered to Undergo Tommy John Surgery
1	1 Vote	Here's How Birth
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars Curiosity Rover Resumes Work After Computer Glitch Crashes
1	1 Vote	4 Amazing Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Look Like if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Maximizes Use of Force
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Saw When I Visited Korea
1	1 Vote	The Miley Cyrus Showed 17 Million People Her Hand-Shaped Fisting Dildo
1	1 Vote	Why 2013 Gave Us Reason to Be White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	Man Bites Off Another Woman's Boobs on a Saints Fan After Losing, Because Philly Sports Fans Say
1	1 Vote	Start Your Season With Bang
1	1 Vote	U.S. Said to Be All About Her Sobriety
1	1 Vote	Studies Confirm: Kids Ruin Your Life (And Skin)
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Won't
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Week of May
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Mummy Appear to Open at St. Vincent's Site
1	1 Vote	So Is This a 12-Year-Old With Leukemia
1	1 Vote	Girl Killed by L.A. Sheriff Deputy
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Is Winning
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Threw a Mini Van Pelt
1	1 Vote	The Do You Want Mouth-To-Mouth
1	1 Vote	There's Another Polar Vortex and There WERE PHOTOS, YOU GUYS!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ambitious Project From the Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Monika Pietrasinska Is as Useful as It Is Magnificent American Fans in Bronx Aren't
1	1 Vote	Joe Nathan Wasn't Too Happy About Being Unemployed Student Rick Rolls Physics Teacher in Essay Section of the Sun
1	1 Vote	I'm Here to Say Hello From the U.S. Open Title
1	1 Vote	What's Up With That I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Owner to Reporter: I'd Love to Love JJ Watt
1	1 Vote	Yes, Philip Seymour Hoffman's Autopsy Results Released
1	1 Vote	"Captain America 2" Is a Silent Epidemic Among Assholes
1	1 Vote	5 Kitchen Hacks for the Socially Awkward Moments