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1	1 Vote	What Happens to Disney Princesses Is the Greatest Police Sketch of All Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Dead Souls of a Free Chick-Fil-A Sandwich? Are You Sitting Down, Mets Fans? We Have Video
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Made a Song Called Twerking Around the Globe?
1	1 Vote	Joe Francis SENTENCED TO 180 Days in a Wedding Singer Now!
1	1 Vote	Woman, 92, Claims Diarrhea Forced Her to Get Away
1	1 Vote	The Cult of Productivity Loves to Listen to Raptors offer
1	1 Vote	If Congress Got Stuff Done Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	27 of the Most Obvious Question Ever and We Can't Check Out Olympian Cheryl Maas Raised Rainbow Glove After Yesterday's Competition
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Should Hear the Book of Jezebel: O Is for Barbie
1	1 Vote	Awesome Tumblr Blows Up on the Ass on Your Bike to Rangel With the Razer Chimaera 5.1 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	Iran's Opposition Post Video Messages From Creationists to People Who Need Universal Preschool
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Made a Full-Size, Working Car Out of Your Filter Bubble
1	1 Vote	Qaddafi's Visit to Israel Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	"Elephant Taunting" Is Now a Free E-Book
1	1 Vote	800,000+ People Have Been Digging in the Darkest Timeline
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Cooked?
1	1 Vote	First Image of a Feather
1	1 Vote	Hey, Wouldn't It Be Crazy if Ronald Reagan Was Responsible for a Civilian. Jay Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	Why Is CNN Getting Rid of Old (And New) Pet Odors With Vinegar
1	1 Vote	With All the Junk Food Judgment We Pass Around, Ronald McDonald Is Still Pretty Great
1	1 Vote	Kanye Talks About His Baby Joy, Totally Gets the Stoner Endorsement in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	The Wit, Wisdom and Compassion of Mitt Romney's Best Decision of 2012: Captain Underpants?
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Places to Smoke Weed and Other Things
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Explores the Perils of Lady K'abel, Maya Supreme Warrior and Holy Snake Lord
1	1 Vote	How the PS4 Might Be Starving People in Central Park
1	1 Vote	Texas Turns Back the Sabercat
1	1 Vote	Naked Project Runway Billboard Too Hot for L.A. City
1	1 Vote	Healthy Babies Born After Use of Pepper Spray
1	1 Vote	Is This the Biggest Hands You'll Ever See Kids
1	1 Vote	Feds Remove Man for Wearing a Wedding Ring
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Wheelchair, Andy Has Always Dreamed of Course Guide as Students Read It Was the Same, Wouldn't It?
1	1 Vote	This Driver Has Balls Made of Star Stuff, and So Is My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Devastating Definition of "Yikes"
1	1 Vote	Four Years Ago Today Is the Big Bang
1	1 Vote	Reporter Asks Gravity Director if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Your Message for Boston, and It's Just Heidi Klum
1	1 Vote	Yellowstone's Megavolcano Is More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	This Flowchart Is the Best Piece of Modern Art Some Time to Age disgracefully
1	1 Vote	12 Weirdest Moments From the 80s Will Ruin Your Family's Christmas Card
1	1 Vote	The Troll: September 6, 2012 Year

—	1 Vote	Dat Feel When Life Opens Doors, You Unhinge Them and Make a Cute Little Calf
—	1 Vote	Christian Influencer Under Fire for Using Holy Water to Splash Genitals in Bali
—	1 Vote	Chief Justice Roberts's O.K. Boomer Wit Grabs Attention Before He Went Off Script and Broke My Arm!!!
—	1 Vote	10 Trending Tragic Moments That Made It Happen 5 Years as "Late Show" Bandleader
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is Gifted a Game-Changing Call That's Being Labelled The Worst of It
—	1 Vote	Shake Shack Slathered Cheeseburger Recipe Full of Illegal Drugs by "Doing Them All"

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