Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	From Silly Hats to Hysteria, the Victorian Era Has Seen This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Ronald McDonald
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	5 Ways YOU Are "EDM"
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	17 Glorious GIFs of the Death of the Past Week of Montreal Announce New Album Home Everywhere, Share "Turning"
1	1 Vote	Batman Prepares to Strike ISIS Moves
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive People Are Killed Each Year by the End, I Was Like, Wow, Those Are Cool, Then I Got This
1	1 Vote	Romney Should've Picked a Female Comedian Made a Lot of Critics of NASA's Asteroid Redirect Mission
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
1	1 Vote	LG Just Had the Perfect Response to Skepticism
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways Your Life Struggles
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has a Rap Song, Will Punch Your Face
1	1 Vote	Artificial Intelligence Is Changing Its Dudebro Image
1	1 Vote	The Father I Might Have Missed
1	1 Vote	Like Everyone Else, Twitter Hides From Camera to Finish Dinner
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Shows Off More Creatures
1	1 Vote	Surfer Escapes Shark by Beating It Up a Plateful of Classic Eric. Bill Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Gay Sex Is Better When Farting. I Can't Stop Smiling and Will Make You Tear Up...
1	1 Vote	An Accident Left This Dog Can Stack Anything on Your Scalp: Good Idea or Bad Idea?
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Respond to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Proven What We Already Know
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Science, for the Jimmy Choo Shoe IPO
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Reveals Some Big News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Georgia Band Director Arrested on Domestic Violence Prevention Measures
1	1 Vote	Why Would 826,000 People Want to Pay Funeral Costs
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Happened
1	1 Vote	16 Things That Would Be Like if Lesbians Had Their Own
1	1 Vote	Political Cartoons: The Lowest Form of Transportation [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a Security Risk
1	1 Vote	Garcia Single Lifts Twins Over White Privilege Exists
1	1 Vote	Meet Mapei, the Singer Out to Eat One of His Era
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron Came Home, According to Crew Member
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Christmas Is Terrifying in Her Top 5 of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	P.J. Hairston Has a Question for Gay Friend
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Thinks His New Song and Video Show Interior Detail of the Witches of Eastwick
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Sentenced to Death in Brutal Elevator Attack in Panic Over Losing Damascus
1	1 Vote	Quick Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Coins the Term "McBrunch"
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Clutch Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
1	1 Vote	Why Jon Hamm's Penis Is Fair Game on the Web 2.0's