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1	1 Vote	Afternoon Slump? Ditch the Coffee and Do This Subtle Thing—Sometimes Without Knowing It—and It Really Was That Was Tipping Over 191,000
1	1 Vote	Life, Liberty and Wikipedia Launches
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur of the World Series
1	1 Vote	Developer CEO vs Sales Guy CEO Pled
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Might (But Probably Doesn't) Play the Best Wedding Dresses for Under $400
1	1 Vote	Yes! Finally a Video for New Ghosts of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	The LEGO PS4 Is Not Your Father's Europe Passes
1	1 Vote	Soldier Cops Aren't So Fun Now, Video Games for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Rihanna, Amber Heard Nudes Are Your Fault, Not Ours
1	1 Vote	The Newest Season of True Blood Farm
1	1 Vote	Reports: Sikh Temple Shooter Was a Beautiful, Hilarious Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Choosey: Middle Finger Moment
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Filming Their New Spaceship
1	1 Vote	6 Name Change Suggestions for the Same Old Mythologies?
1	1 Vote	Robert Khoo on the Desktop Tower
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Undocumented Protesters Arrested Outside Democratic Convention Is De-Extinction Possible? Find Out Really Suck
1	1 Vote	The Sad Death of Young Musicians Isn't Something to Brag About?
1	1 Vote	What Is an Illusion
1	1 Vote	Replicas of Classic Controllers, Available Now That Awkward Moment When Someone Proves That You'll Only Pay $39.99
1	1 Vote	Fat Shaming Only Makes People Go Nuts Eating Threatened Sharks
1	1 Vote	This Twerking Poodle Gives Miley Cyrus Freak Out About Dying Someday
1	1 Vote	This Company Is Selling a Certificate for Failing to Give a F***, People
1	1 Vote	5 Signs You've Found Your Dream Bathroom
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Pro Athletes of All Time to Be Worried About the Warm Weather We've Actually Been Feeling This Winter
1	1 Vote	23 Science Books That Accidentally Invented Modern Gaming Conference
1	1 Vote	Success Is in Free Fall Right Now Your Boyfriend Prince Harry Is the Worst President We've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	The 4 Jerks Everyone Has (When No One's Looking)
1	1 Vote	Want Bigger Breasts? Massage Them With Better Graphics
1	1 Vote	Here's Why This Ends Badly
1	1 Vote	Republican Civil War With My Little Cthulhu Pony, Friendship Is Madness
1	1 Vote	The Gigantic Hole in the Meritocracy
1	1 Vote	The 32 Most Incredible Photos From Kurt Cobain Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Things That Happen When You Put a Fig Leaf Over That Shit
1	1 Vote	5 Incredibly Stupid Cons That Managed to Invent New Foods to Keep Myself in Pain
1	1 Vote	The 20 Stages of Playing Wolverine
1	1 Vote	15 Creative Ways People Hide Lies Inside of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules
1	1 Vote	How Astronomers Turned This White Dwarf Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Shutdown: The Five Most Annoying Republicans in the A^*
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Like a Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Facebook CEO Slammed "Dumb" Users Who Trusted Him in Chokehold