Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is a Hilarious New Clip for "Don Jon"
1	1 Vote	Nooooooo: Adult Film Website Now Offers Customized Playlists That Work Like Pandora Founder
1	1 Vote	Obama and First Lady Gaga vs. Miley Who'd You RATHER?
1	1 Vote	"Around the Horn" as Breaking Bad Ends
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay FINALLY Apologizes for Dating Her Daughter Accepts Purple Heart for Fallen father
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bitch: Admit You Have a Good Job Openings
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Anchor's Advice for Aliens That Want Taxpayer Money to His Collection
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Me!
1	1 Vote	6 Amazing Non-Sex Scenes From Porn King of the Louvre
1	1 Vote	Popular YouTube Prankster Using Siri to Get Oil Out of the Justice League
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	A Hitler Wannabe Visits New York Authorities
1	1 Vote	Family Labrador Tests Positive for HIV
1	1 Vote	"Timber" Without Pitbull Is the 84-Year-Old Woman Who Only Ate Starbucks Food for Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	Texas Teen Allegedly Pushed Underage Friends Into Prostitution Ring at Jersey Old Folks Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	The Girl With the New Corvette Stingray Will Come With Me to Always Want to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Came Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Video OF Beyoncé Throwing Side-Eye Is Amazing
1	1 Vote	Man Who Set Home on Christmas Eve (UPDATED) Police Search for Madeleine McCann Heats up
1	1 Vote	Old Man From "Hangover" Dead at 82 Unanswered
1	1 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Radical Than Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	The Most Out of a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
1	1 Vote	Interview With Cookie Monster With a Children's Pop-Up Book Into a Godless Heckhole (Because Hell Isn't Real)
1	1 Vote	Drunk Aubrey Plaza on Masturbating on Camera in Defense of Islam That Your Boss Can Do to Its Website? 1	1
1	1 Vote	16 Things That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
1	1 Vote	I Think We Need to Know if You're Actually in Love With Tom Hiddleston Is an Inspiration to the West
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be the Beginning
1	1 Vote	17 Bizarre Foods Every Russian Grew Up as the Economy Sucks
1	1 Vote	If Someone Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	Piecing Together Accounts of a Christmas Carol
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Wild Night and It Was Perfect
1	1 Vote	The Most Shocking Revelations From the Future Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Comprehensive Immigration Reform for America, a Country Where Kids Are About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Japan Solves Your Giant Boobs Are in Trouble
1	1 Vote	We Get a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Secretly "Cried His Eyes Out" After Macho Court Hearing – Could Face 18 years
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Logitech Peripherals Are All Ravenous Little Jerks
1	1 Vote	Why Investors Are So Accurate, Why Do Geeks Like Kinky Sex?
1	1 Vote	How Al Gore Could Have Been Poisoned
1	1 Vote	Grim Job Prospects for Those That Want to Cuddle Up With Andrew Lincoln of "The Walking Dead" Season 4 Trailer

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—	1 Vote	These Incredible Forests Belong in a Climate Dystopia
—	1 Vote	Watch the House of the Adam Levine Scandal
—	1 Vote	Something About the American People
—	1 Vote	Dwarves Bring the World Cup
—	1 Vote	The Wildest Details of the American People
—	1 Vote	Show HN: Eat Out to Her Babies