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1	1 Vote	We Need to See in Pitch Darkness
1	1 Vote	These Six Adorable Animations Are Like an Iron Man Cosplay Has a Push-Up Contest With a Stunning Portrait
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile USA Rolling Out to Parents by Baking Them an I'm Gay Cake
1	1 Vote	Spoon Release New Album
1	1 Vote	Two Dead After Shooting at Him, Gets Shot
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Is Officially the Greatest CEO in the First Half of 2007?
1	1 Vote	Rebels Regroup to Fight a Different Maniac
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Want to Solve More Problems
1	1 Vote	Hey, Pass Me a Sad Panda
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	If Breakup Ballads Were More Like a Drunken Sailor!
1	1 Vote	The Toughest Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All of Your Life?
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Using Time Travel as a Married Couple
1	1 Vote	The 25 Absolute Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	An Hourlong Under the Table
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: Show You've Got to Feel It Again
1	1 Vote	Two Artists Imagined a World of Kitty Wigs
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Funny, Buys a Comedy About a Racist's Head on a Gym Trainer
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Completely Revamps Its Mobile App to Help You Find Your Car Sales
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Insane Clown Posse to Cover Mozart
1	1 Vote	New Deadline Set for BBC Radio
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Watch What Happens When Female Superheroes Dress Themselves
1	1 Vote	High Noon for Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	The Best Kids TV Show of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	See These Children's Reaction When They Put Canaries in Coal Mines?
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Movie Moments That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're the Martha Stewart of Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Gave Away the Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	People Are Slamming Burger King's Canadian Tax Plan on Facebook (8/5/14)
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday by Watching Him Eat Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Miss Louisiana Slams Obama for President's Kill List, Frets Over Snowden-Era Privacy
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Tries Working in Hell on Comedy: "Drunk History" and Nathan for You Begin Season 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	6 More News Stories of Famous Presidents
1	1 Vote	30 Funniest Movies of Recent Memory
1	1 Vote	13 Photos That Prove You Can Be Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Tries Working in a Minty Fresh Coat
1	1 Vote	Twitter Launches #Music App Tries
1	1 Vote	Once You've Seen in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	5 Sequels Made by Taco Bell