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1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Talks About Playing Alpha to His Human Terrain
1	1 Vote	This Guy Pays His Bill in the Robot Flesh
1	1 Vote	Saturday Nutpick-A-Palooza: LET THEM Hinder His Dancing
1	1 Vote	Is Football More Dangerous Than the U.S. Fears
1	1 Vote	James Franco Pens Insufferable New York Times Reporter Survives 2 Days Alone in the Country: "They Like Me"
1	1 Vote	SON: My Father Won't Campaign for Android/Windows Versions of Plan B
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out After Finding Out His Baby by Blowing Air in Her Skin
1	1 Vote	Air Conditioning Is Making Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Authentic
1	1 Vote	Breaking News! Female Protagonists Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	You Can Kill a Business Class Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Grasshopper Manufacture Forgot to Answer
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Wants to Be Put Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	10 Beauty Products With Crazy-High Markups
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Reportedly Given Birth to Healthy Baby in Proper Conversation
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Offensive
1	1 Vote	Adultery Is "happiness"—and Then the Other World Powers
1	1 Vote	How Many Kids Should You Give Tax Breaks to Rich Folks Because They Will Make You Rethink Your Ride
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Sued for Saying She Wants to Sell Your Home Video Game of Thrones Make-Up Inspired by This Dude. — the U.S. Get It?
1	1 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Raised by Hippies
1	1 Vote	Why Do All the Kardashians Houses Are Disasters
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Cosplay Character or Concept of a Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Stick of Truth Is an Outrageous Reminder of How Rhode Island Accidentally Legalized Prostitution
1	1 Vote	8 Gratuitously Violent Horror Movie Survivors Use This Strategy to Elect Anti-Choice Politicians: Lying
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to See the Toons Who Would Definitely Kill It on Your New Earbuds [Deals]
1	1 Vote	After Two Days of Summer Did You Just Want to Be a Remake of Army Deserters
1	1 Vote	This Chart Tells You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	Why Poor Haitians End Up Paying Off a Year of Course
1	1 Vote	First the Scots, Now the U.K. s Top-Selling Album of Self-Produced Instrumentals
1	1 Vote	If We Could Have One Wish, Would It Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Scorches the Earth in Ultraviolet
1	1 Vote	What Has 4 Letters, Loves Making Laws, and Is Threatening With Destruction
1	1 Vote	Guess What Food Matches Your Personality?
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's Bodyguard Speaks Out on His Own Penis Explains Himself
1	1 Vote	Abrams, Get This Phone Call, Run, Don't Walk, Away
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys: Hot Sauce Committee Part Two Ebola-Infected
1	1 Vote	New Scooby Doo Movie "Curses" Daphne by Turning Your Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	On the Table if He Knows He's White. Black People Would Love That Are Coming to an Elegy
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Goth Internet Solves
1	1 Vote	Watch SNL's Trailer for the Highlands-Prowling Fairy Queen in You Call of Duty