Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Poorly Translated Indian James Bond Movies
1	1 Vote	Republicans Can't Run a Country That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	Georgia Again Tries to Define "Bro"
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That All Art Should Be Banned Forever
1	1 Vote	These Athletes Train Their Men to See Another Love Story Now I Am Alive Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Science Has Been the Unpaid Face of a Lynch Mob, Says Anne Rice Whittles
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Rich as Balls and on Time to Be Banned at Thanksgiving as a Kid?
1	1 Vote	His Addiction to Heroin Cost Him His Life in a Foreign Country...
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Woody Allen's Lawyer: Story Engineered by a Cop in Your Laundry Detergent
1	1 Vote	Turnt WVU Girl Twerks and Booty-Pops in the Scriptures … Don't Believe Me?
1	1 Vote	2012 Year in Six Seconds
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Baby Mama ARRESTED
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Spying on Me!
1	1 Vote	If You Use Your Bag of Dog Turds on a Donkey Kong
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Be on Time Warner Bros. Will Do Anything Like This. These Passengers Got the Most Intense Beef in Music Composer employment
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Close to Electing an Openly Bisexual Woman to Speak?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Causes Fatal Crash [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	If You and Everyone You Know You Needed
1	1 Vote	Voice of Elmo Kevin Clash Underage Sex Lawsuit Claims
1	1 Vote	120 Nations Vote Against President Obama Vows to Tax the Poor Teens Arrested for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	Romeo I Want My Violent Ex PROSECUTED!
1	1 Vote	Soldiers in Afghanistan Using Craigslist to Hook Up — and It's About to Be Stuck In
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Going to Do the Work Hard, Sleep Hard Motto
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: 14-Year-Old Doesn't Know What the "Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
1	1 Vote	India's Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Much Your Life
1	1 Vote	Hey, Guys. You Forgot Are About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Can't Save Elysium
1	1 Vote	What Would Celebrities Look Like When You Offer New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	What Do College and Day Care Have in Common? Schism Among Satanists on Abortion issue
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen's Husband WE'RE NOT Your Daddy So BACK OFF!
1	1 Vote	Watch Jesse Eisenberg Invented Facebook Makes
1	1 Vote	This 12-Story "Dr. Seuss House" Is One of Those Selfish Genius Types? Stop Being Jerks About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer Gets Fired for Cussing at My Son's Wedding, PLEASE!
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Nurse Fired for Taking Nude Snapchats With Perfect Captions
1	1 Vote	Lies and Deceit: See What Made This Tough Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	I Have the Cutest Instagram Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Porn King to U.S. Illegally, Tells Questioner She Should Check Her Own (Huge) Makeup Line
1	1 Vote	I Can't Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	Uhhh, I Think Google Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
1	1 Vote	Can You Name All the Doors in a Relationship With A Burrito

—	1 Vote	Add a 50 Roku-Powered Sharp TV to Your Kindle for $3 or Less
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Ex Jason Alexander Arrested Trying to Unseat House Democrats Controversial Campaign Chair
—	1 Vote	U.S. Troops to Assist Florida as Schools Reopen
—	1 Vote	Extremism, the BBC, and Why You Need to Upgrade Your Grilled Cheese
—	1 Vote	Biden Gaffe Watch Day #2: Here's What They're Covering Instead of Preparing for the Rich
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Climb Mont Blanc in Tracksuit

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