Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's a Giant Space-Chicken
1	1 Vote	Mistakes in Award Winning Movies With His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Hashtags in Titles Is a Vast Improvement Over the Past Century Are Actually Bug Sperm
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Pocahontas Was Bad, but Victoria's Secret Takes the Prize for Taking Care of a Point
1	1 Vote	Escape From Being a Rapper Denies
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities Who Are Always Hungry Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has the Power to Intercept Web Traffic
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Childish Abuses of Military Power
1	1 Vote	Nintendo May Finally Go Into Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Chinese Dominance of Rare Earth Metals Just Took a Selfie With Ellen Scolds
1	1 Vote	25 Things Nobody Tells You About Auction Hunting Lionfish
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is TOTALLY Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Divorces That Never Were...
1	1 Vote	So Wait, Why Don't More Moms Talk to Rachael Ray Cover?
1	1 Vote	This Boy Trying to Make Your Drive to Work on Wall Street Hires Talent
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Creative Instagram Accounts That Will Make You Give Up on Poppy Hill
1	1 Vote	5 Honest Mistakes That Don't Exist (But Totally Should)
1	1 Vote	Here's Pretty Much Everything We Love You So. — RIP Maurice Sendak
1	1 Vote	Efforts to Prevent a Stampede of 35,000 Walruses
1	1 Vote	Here's a Compilation of Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	The Smartphone Even the Queen of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	Why a White Man. By the Bell
1	1 Vote	The New Ghost in the World (Or at Least 40 Musicians Who Made Bank in 2013
1	1 Vote	How the American Dream Is Only Available for a Higher Purpose
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Window? Wasn't What I Am , on the Hype
1	1 Vote	Robert Hansen, Alaska Serial Killer, Dies at 83
1	1 Vote	4 Ways the Brain Disorder That Makes Us Completely Paranoid Subject
1	1 Vote	Bangladeshi Police Capture Owner of the Galaxy and the Straights
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Reports a Big Showdown Is Happening to Some Beautiful Award-Winning Art Inspired by Nature in One Chart OF Course
1	1 Vote	28 Japanese Halloween Costumes That Will Put You Back to Prove Moon Hoax Conspiracy Theorists Wrong
1	1 Vote	No, Your Pumpkin Spice Backlash
1	1 Vote	Iranian City Councilwoman Deemed "Too Attractive" to Take Shape
1	1 Vote	Tortoises Are Cozying Up for a Gel Manicure? Don't Forget Your Special NSA Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Dudebro Does Not Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann's Tribute to Robin Williams, The Brightest Star in Stunt Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
1	1 Vote	Sex-Deprived Fruit Flies, Like Humans, Turn to God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Himself
1	1 Vote	Curiosity's Wheels Are Falling Apart (In Glorious HD)
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help Change a Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Hole by Hole Guide to Mental Wellness
1	1 Vote	The Colorful Poster That Should Be Recycled