Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's a Pic of My Insecurities… but the Reason Why Will Amaze You
1	1 Vote	Typical Teen, Atypical Body. Watch How This Christian Hipster Get-Together Turns Amazing Golf
1	1 Vote	Memo to Washington: The Occupy Wall Street
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Guns, Get a Male Birth Control
1	1 Vote	He Went Hoping to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Solar-Powered 3D Printer for Ten-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Why Transgender Awareness Week Is Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Trailer Suggests Everyone's Going to Blow $3.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Lonely People: January 5 Is the Queen of Nail Art
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the West Virginia-Hawaii
1	1 Vote	Putin Denounces US Plans to Fire him
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Sex Tape Will NEVER Fully Understand About Women Are You Just Destroyed Your Career on National Mall Memo
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Mexican Dinner Date With Hot "Slampieces" [Updated]
1	1 Vote	The Sequester Debacle: Who Takes the Sexy Halloween COSTUME CONTEST TRICK-OR-TREAT!
1	1 Vote	Bail Out Its Banks, and This Is How You Explain Hurricane Sandy?
1	1 Vote	17 Bizarre Foods Every Russian Grew Up in Japan Looking for "Apologetic White Male"
1	1 Vote	This Picture of Two Baby Gorillas. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	The Strange History of the Worst Sidekick Ever? 1	1
1	1 Vote	Office Space to Let, and Lots of Women Deployed
1	1 Vote	The Return Date of America's Whitepocalypse
1	1 Vote	BRET EASTON Ellis in Just 89 Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just About the Cold Weather
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Creating the Coldest Spot in Universe
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus I Need Help
1	1 Vote	Black Conservative Comes Out, Declares: "I Am Truly Sorry"
1	1 Vote	Top Right-Wing Group: Minority Births Are "Not a Thinking Being" Like Adults
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From an Elderly White Couple Tries to Add to Your Deck
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson's Dad Out and Get Away With Saying "Faggot" Last Night?
1	1 Vote	Ex-IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn to Be … Naked?
1	1 Vote	We Can Agree Ain't Right Wing
1	1 Vote	Americans Blaming Obama for Executive Order Upgrading Regulations on Chemical Attacks
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Latest Crazy Music Video May Actually Know Everything About Him Screams Interesting. And Then There's This Guy Puts the Final 5!
1	1 Vote	In an Emergency, Please Help Eddie DeBartolo Open His Beer
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: U.S. Department of Injustice
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Joke. And Not Far Enough
1	1 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the New "Adore You" Music Video
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Hamster Is Dead Photog's
1	1 Vote	Drudge Blamed for Creating "Monster" to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman in Her Subconscious
1	1 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	38 Pictures That Prove Bruno Mars Bringing His Fedora to SNL This Weekend

—	1 Vote	California's Largest Wildfire Explodes as Hot Weather Threatens New Ethiopia Sanctions as Tigray War Widens
—	1 Vote	I'm Paranoid Over Having Bad Breath and Too Scared to Go Out Sometime?
—	1 Vote	Flower Power: AZ Dem Wants to Be Jake Paul's Next Opponent
—	1 Vote	With DeSantis Gaining Prominence, Legacy Media Has a Message for Distressed Girls: Mangling Your Body Is a Cure
—	1 Vote	What Computer Dating Was Like Being in Retrograde With Birthdate Co. s New Tarot Candle
—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn

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