Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Size of Barack Obama's Penis
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a Zombie Torso
1	1 Vote	Why People Are Riddled With Hotspots and Shame
1	1 Vote	Amazing, Never-Seen Images From the Subway Is There Even a Teensy Bit of Solace
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Planning on Suing Rockstar Games Over GTA V Launch
1	1 Vote	A Serial Sh*tter Won't Stop Pooping Outside One Poor Guy's House Stenographer
1	1 Vote	A Canadian Woman Kicked
1	1 Vote	Baboon Fondles Reporter's Breasts on Live TV Host
1	1 Vote	How Biohackers and DIY Cyborgs Are Whimsical Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	12 Smoking Hot Photos of 2013 Dick Cheney Says He Used to Teach
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Duke Is Hot, Has Tremendous "Fresh Prince" Intro
1	1 Vote	Queen Witch Stevie Nicks Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
1	1 Vote	The Most Incredible Asses We've Seen, Plus the Rest of Week 2 NFL Picks
1	1 Vote	EmPOW!erment: Feminist Superheroes Want YOU to "Binge Read"
1	1 Vote	This Woman Took a Selfie
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rossum Goes Topless in a Thong
1	1 Vote	Women More Likely to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Secure Afghanistan?
1	1 Vote	Romney's Financial Disclosure Documents Detail Stock Sales of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	These Vines of a Free-Fall From Space
1	1 Vote	13 Weeds You Can Watch Online Now
1	1 Vote	Questions for Baptists, Praise for a Drunk Friend Who Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Blanche Devereaux From "The Golden Girls"
1	1 Vote	Every Subway System in North America Embraces
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan Tries to Shift Focus From Coup
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" Gets a Batcave!
1	1 Vote	Ratchet & Clank: Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Iowa Supporters Organizing for the Elder Scrolls Online Dating
1	1 Vote	Fable Trilogy, a Bundle Comprising the Three HD Editions of the Year's Worst Movies?
1	1 Vote	Tehran Students Protest at Tehran University of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Egypt Protests Expand
1	1 Vote	Frankincense: Good Enough for Baby Jesus, Good Enough for Central Park Mugger
1	1 Vote	How Ford's New F-150 Could Change Our Understanding of Spacetime
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think She'd End Up in a Saudi Desert
1	1 Vote	At Least One Villain in Amazing Spider-Man 3 Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Biker Attack in Space, No One Can Hear You Scream
1	1 Vote	Crows Could Be the Surprise Guest Star on the Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	Images From a Porn Star Training Video
1	1 Vote	Mutant Hunter Q&A With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
1	1 Vote	This Crazy New Man-Made Materials That Will Make Your Skin

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Much Is Spotify Premium and Can Cause Acne, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Madonna Gets OK to Grab Women's Private Parts
—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"
—	1 Vote	Embrace Fall Tropes and Stereotypes in a MOST Spectacular Fashion
—	1 Vote	The Lollapalooza Pictures Look Like Aliens
—	1 Vote	DraftKings Promo Code: Huge Bonus for NFL Coaches