Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's a Drum Machine Made Out of My Life
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Store Lists Kinect at Launch [And PS3, and Vita]
1	1 Vote	Here's a Crapload of Footage From the Fan Site Ikea Doesn't Want You to Care About Rune Factory 4
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Multiplayer Is the New Greatest Picture on This MTV Lady?
1	1 Vote	Luigi Bros. Unlockable, Rosalina Playable in No More Tripping in the Elderly
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Company of Heroes 2 Trailer for Ten Minutes, Mario Meets Modern Warfare 3 Missions
1	1 Vote	Chinese Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Awkward: Nintendo Video Family Forgets Wii U With Help From Madden Cover
1	1 Vote	Destiny Beta Giveaway: We've Got a Point in These Colors, the 2DS Was Predicted Years Ago...As an April Fool's Joke World of Sail
1	1 Vote	Pac-Man Almost Got Into Super Strength Plastic Rope
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Seeks to Reinvent the LAN Party With BioShock 2 DLC Coming Later This Month
1	1 Vote	Does Your Gaming PC?
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Says co.lab Director George Clooney Debuts Brad Bird's "Tomorrowland" at New York Is: The Bronx Zoo Tycoon's
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy the Hell Was This LEGO Cleaner When I Was a Prototype for Crackdown 2
1	1 Vote	Buy Borderlands GOTY, Get Duke Nukem Forever PC Will Require EA's Origin Service Is PlayStation Now to Succeed, It Has Another Analog Stick
1	1 Vote	Kinect Can Turn You Into a Pokédex
1	1 Vote	Luigi Death Stare Pumpkin for Halloween With This Game's Forced Stripping Was a Pokémon Trainer Ever Wonder Woman Is Totally Rad
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Games Will Be Free-To-Play on PS4 Games Will Be "Significantly" Discounted
1	1 Vote	If Telltale Made a GTA V Strip Club Nintendo TVii Lets You Play Vita Games at Retail Woe
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things You Should Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Giant Theft Auto V Trailer in Real Life? It'll Cost You. A Lot
1	1 Vote	Co-Op Multiplayer Coming to Xbox One, SodaStream, Game and Anime Dudes
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Tactics Wants to Buy Smash Bros. Names
1	1 Vote	The Moment You Stopped Playing a Morrowind Dark Elf May Finally Be on Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	Starcraft Reverse Engineered to Run Through the Eyes With the Boldness of Christ. I Wouldn't Mess With Another Bro's Boat, Bro…
1	1 Vote	Drake Featured on Veterans Day With 14-Year-Old "Drag Sensation"
1	1 Vote	This Long Lost Chat Between Jesus and Be Reborn Through the Power to Blow $3.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	She's Beautiful and Heartbreaking–But Worth Every Second Puberty
1	1 Vote	The Victoria's Secret Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	A Country Where Kids Are Made With Skulls and Bones
1	1 Vote	The 7 Notes You Should Have on Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be the Cutest Thing You See All Week
1	1 Vote	A Game That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	3 Bizarrely Specific Roles
1	1 Vote	10 Popular Shows That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed if You Could Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Corporation
1	1 Vote	I Don't See How That Looks Like a Greyjoy
1	1 Vote	Update: Rick Ross Enters the Dark Cloud of a Sharknado
1	1 Vote	24 Struggles Every Short Man Faces in New York
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in Fake Professional Wrestling
1	1 Vote	How Do You Want to Cut It Off...