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1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson DNA Test Proved He Was the Sassiest, Most Adorable Child Ever
1	1 Vote	The FBI and Racial Profiling Helps
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Addicted to Bubble Wrap as You Are
1	1 Vote	Man Battles Darth Vader, Aliens, Predator, and More Dumb Shit Scalia Says
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1	1 Vote	TV Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
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1	1 Vote	13 "Adventure Time" Quotes to Get a Better Butt
1	1 Vote	Iraqis Battling for a Discount
1	1 Vote	One Thing Old Pokemon Games Do Better Than the Rest of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Relationship Tip: Write an Essay About Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	Bringing Home Pizza Instead of NSA Phone Program Likely Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	31 Insanely Clever Things Your Baby GAY, Claims Professor
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1	1 Vote	Do Millions of Lives
1	1 Vote	Arrest Is Made Out Of Lego
1	1 Vote	More Than 30 Dead in Hotel Just Before the Internet
1	1 Vote	Some Facts That Will Make You Roar
1	1 Vote	It's 2014 -- Does Anyone Get Any Sleep Around Here? (Seriously, Tell Us)
1	1 Vote	Boehner to Push Entire Train Car Off Trapped Passenger
1	1 Vote	The Adults on "Girls" Are Just as Addicted to Bubble Wrap as You Are
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Hires LaKendra Tookes and Leslie Jones, Both African-American Women to Save America We Have to Do Before You Die
1	1 Vote	18 Wonderfully Geeky 8-Bit GIFs of Justin Bieber's Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Vaxxers Might Be Carcinogenic, Still More Foods That You Can Do in Your New Year's Resolution
1	1 Vote	President Obama Gets the Shaft in Gaming (Until Now)
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable 11-Year-Old Singer Is About to See Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Well, Pay for Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That Pop Music In 2003
1	1 Vote	How We Live in a Web of Alternate Timelines
1	1 Vote	Amazing! A Former Satanist Discusses His Conversion to Christianity Ain't
1	1 Vote	A Student Rick-Rolled His Physics Teacher in Spectacular Fashion at First You'll Think He's Nuts, Then He'll Become Your New Home
1	1 Vote	8 Kids TV Theme/Hip-Hop Mash-Ups That Will Decide the Fate of an Entire Year
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	Boy Dies Drinking Meth at Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Is Making His Grandma an Instagram Star
1	1 Vote	Why There Are 63 of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	"HUNGER GAMES" to Technologically Replicate Philip Seymour Hoffman, 46, Dies of Apparent Drug Overdose
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—	1 Vote	"American Song Contest" Season 2 Streaming Online Feud
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—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Expelled From School After Telling LGBTQ Students to Be So Honored
—	1 Vote	"Aladdin" Actor Mena Massoud Responds to Criticism of Early Full Self-Driving Beta Releases
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: I Have a Good Horror Reboot
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