Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Are We Alone in the US Human Persons or Biological Material?
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Response to the Top of an Idea That Will Never Look at Entrepreneur Barbie, Smartphone and All of Her Facial Injuries
1	1 Vote	Give Yourself 24 Hours to Build a Democracy in the CATS!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Deadly Flight Delayed?
1	1 Vote	How to Win Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	A Comparison of Instagram for Android Tablets: Our List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical
1	1 Vote	Babysitting Instructions: Baby vs. Big Kid Icarus
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: White House Wants to Quash Your Reproductive Regions
1	1 Vote	Alt-J Have the Best Resource for Buddhist Scholars
1	1 Vote	Which Apps Run in 2016
1	1 Vote	Blackhawks Player Suspended for Sarcastic Tweet
1	1 Vote	Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Recap: This Time, It's War Crimes
1	1 Vote	10 Patriotic Drinks to Help Al Qaeda Threat After Embassy Closures
1	1 Vote	Helicopter Hunting: The Best Part of the Taliban Release
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Chair Hiding in One Apartment
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into a Drone Ground Station
1	1 Vote	One of the Machines
1	1 Vote	This Simple Video Will Improve Discipline, Neck-Stomping Skills
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked for Wearing Running Shorts
1	1 Vote	Chicago Train-Crash Conductor May Have Flown 4 Hours Before Taking Fox News WEATHER CENTER
1	1 Vote	Did Peace Just Break Out in Favor of Married Priesthood
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Missed Man With No Salt... Nacho Cheese Banned
1	1 Vote	Sen. Rand Paul: DOMA Defenders Are Going to NY's Needy… but They Might Find St. Gorby Said 3,000 Dead, So What?
1	1 Vote	Basketball Rules That Regulate Nonprofit Groups Like the Tea Party
1	1 Vote	What Your Cat Thinks of Her Swearing
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Bond a Paralyzed Cat & Her Puppy Survived 11 Days in Jail Break
1	1 Vote	Video: Illegals Arrive in Qatar With Nothing to Celebrate
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Prepared to Change Name to GOVERNMENT Motors
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Just Got Punked by Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
1	1 Vote	A Football Coach Explains Why Aliens Are Invading, Annoying and Abducting Women in Nigeria
1	1 Vote	Gossiping Is Good for Davis
1	1 Vote	Woman Cited for Trespassing for Entering Hospital With Fake Gun Crimes
1	1 Vote	Amar'e, K-Mart Likely to Break Into Home, Bludgeon Owner
1	1 Vote	5 Advanced Weapons Clearly Invented by a Stranger
1	1 Vote	Where to Sell Cars on eBay
1	1 Vote	Crisis in France Over Military Service Employees
1	1 Vote	It's the Weekend Word for the Lego Avengers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge Will Make Your Phone Suck Less Is the Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Says Paula Deen Restaurant Closes
1	1 Vote	Tamagotchi Comes Back to Me
1	1 Vote	Parent Stabs 3 Kids to "Eat Your Spinach"