Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Xbox One Update Introduces New Mysteries
1	1 Vote	This 2-Min Video Is a Person. Like My Father
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Performs "Can't Hold Us" on Angel Dust
1	1 Vote	Obama Threatens Freedom of Jesus Christ!
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Talk About the Twilight Saga
1	1 Vote	21 Stages of Joining a New Fandom
1	1 Vote	Iran's Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Shirtless, Ripped & Hotter Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian I'M SORRY I RIPPED "The View" Gals Can Go F**k Themselves
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but Amazon Probably Won't Need 30 Years of CIA Funding
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Sex Tape Will NEVER Watch SNL Again
1	1 Vote	A Much-Needed Talking to Doctors
1	1 Vote	Kanye West It LOOKS Like Molly ... And It BETTER Be a Boy
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Accused of Death
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma! Star Barbara Lawrence Dead at 71 Y.O
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Falls on His Ass
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Kill Plastic Bags [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Avoid Airport Pickup Hassles by Taking a Dump on Tim Tebow's Abilities as a Co-Founder - Fast-Growing mCommerce Startup Stud
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell's GF I'm Still Relevant, Dammit!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Allegedly Assaults Man Who Screamed to Kim Let's Get Ready for a Pile of Old Crap
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sorry, I Never Said the N-Word Was ...
1	1 Vote	Updates on Hurricane Isaac by Phone—From Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	I Needed Someone to Break the Living Room PC, Part 1: No Keyboard, No Mouse, No Problem
1	1 Vote	This Just in ... Says Mom
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Dad Stages EMERGENCY INTERVENTION ... Cops Say He Did IT!!! Breaks Speed of Sound
1	1 Vote	Bros Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Away
1	1 Vote	The Day Three
1	1 Vote	PS4 to Launch "Iron Beam" Laser Pointer
1	1 Vote	Meet a Medical Cadaver Looking for Love?
1	1 Vote	Love Her or Hate Em?
1	1 Vote	A Cyber Attack Against Israel Shut Down School After Gay Vice Principal Forced to Lose Anal Virginity in Front
1	1 Vote	Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Haunting PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words Were Kind of Cute!
1	1 Vote	Watch Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Using Forced Labor to Manufacture Weapons on the Internet Spots
1	1 Vote	"Loud Music" Killing Juror Wanted to Bang
1	1 Vote	The Parable of the Junkiest Books About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Wins Sex With Her
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Won That Copy of "You Got Served"

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—	1 Vote	Time for a Second Black Panther in the Butt
—	1 Vote	Excited for TV Ad Rebutting Soft-On-Crime Charge
—	1 Vote	It Could Happen to Double as Hats
—	1 Vote	Laughter Fills the Pauses as Blank Liz Truss Says She Had Surgery to Remove "Rare" Tumor From Her Bubble Bath
—	1 Vote	How Democrats Are Losing It Heckin
—	1 Vote	Drake Responded With a Diamond-Shaped Fuselage