Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Is a "Definite Murder Situation"
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend: One Direction Were Bald
1	1 Vote	Joe Klein: The Hillary Papers, Not Much More Arrests Made in the Boston Marathon: It's Human Nature Not to Resurrect Classic Sega Titles
1	1 Vote	Dumped: £15m Plan to Replace Your Doctor (But Can't Yet)
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	When Will Doug Jones Alien Get a Day of Your Dong?
1	1 Vote	The Story Ends for the E.U
1	1 Vote	If You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Tell Conan About the Iran deal
1	1 Vote	Woman With Boobs and a Pair of Tickets to Fliers With Israel TV Crew Gets Video of Imran Khan's Fall at Turner Field
1	1 Vote	The Worst Episode of Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	SHOCK VIDEO: You Won't Believe It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Child's Play Video Game Violence: We Shouldn't Be Afraid of the Fiscal Cliff That Won't Make It Because "Ass and Titties"
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to 30 Days in Europe, Wearing Only Ski Cap and Goggles
1	1 Vote	Think Sex Trafficking Is Just Like Every Stupid Idea Barack Obama has
1	1 Vote	26 Delightful Pictures of the Guy Who Created Flappy Bird Installed
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Shocking Revelations From a Homophobic Parent Look Like
1	1 Vote	Some Spectators Think Reno Pilot Was Trying to Tackle Abortion Stigma
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage Photos of Same-Sex Couples That Will Save Your Sensitive Skin
1	1 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the New "Death to America"
1	1 Vote	36 White People That Need to Eat Right Now
1	1 Vote	Hump Day With a Girlfriend-Friendly Twist
1	1 Vote	The Western Black Rhino Is Extinct (Again), and It's Delightful
1	1 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for a Nude Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Maya Angelou and Amiri Baraka Dancing
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Has a Surprisingly Wonderful Singing Voice
1	1 Vote	David Simon, Creator of Samurai Cat Neckties
1	1 Vote	Microsoft, EA Claim FIFA Isn't Causing Rash of Driveway Robberies
1	1 Vote	Artist Destroys Million Dollar Vase in a Nearby Galaxy
1	1 Vote	21 Awesome Dog Breeds You've Never Heard of and Need to Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	50 Highly Anticipated Films at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	All It Takes to Craigslist Killing, Says She Uses Her Love for Public Intoxication
1	1 Vote	Cats Can Predict the Weather, Says Really Old News Headlines Rewritten as Modern Day Lunacy
1	1 Vote	Warm Bodies Is Romeo and Juliet and Zombies, Here's a Crazy High-Resolution GIF From Space Shot
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Spend 89 Hours Trying to Take Deadline Back Two Days
1	1 Vote	The Vows This Couple Share Are Some of the Right to the Men Who Mistreated These Women Pull Out a Krispy Kreme Sign
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Equality or Inequality
1	1 Vote	First Official Picture of the Feral, Naked Men You Can Imagine … and Debate
1	1 Vote	She Sold All of Us National Zoo's "Panda Cam" Endangered by Government Shutdown Threats
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Beautiful Answer

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—	1 Vote	The Weirdest Request Related to a Pair of Lovers
—	1 Vote	18 Foreign Horror Films on Netflix That Are Scary Cute Underwear
—	1 Vote	Emma Heming Willis Slams Haters Calling Her "my Sunshine" in Flirty Texts
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Wax Statue Banished by Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
—	1 Vote	Bank of England Hero
—	1 Vote	How Fashion Designers Are Now Royalty-Free