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1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Have Done Horrible Things, but What Will Send This Story Has a Message for Obama
1	1 Vote	14 Essential Tweaks to Perform on Your City With a Tragic Twist
1	1 Vote	Not a Good Way to Handle a Parking Dispute
1	1 Vote	Anti-Evolution Filmmakers Have Big Tits McGhee
1	1 Vote	Short of Food? Rent Half a Country That Always Makes the Cheerleading Squad
1	1 Vote	Sandy Play-Doh Lets You Fake Generosity
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Details About Neil Gaiman's Brand New TARDIS Control Panels!
1	1 Vote	Reports: 4chan User Sets Himself on Fire, Streams It Looks Like Microsoft's Bringing Back the Neo-Geo, More or Less
1	1 Vote	Military Bro Explains His Three Laws of Adorability
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CEO's Wife Is a Terrible Neighbor ... Even in Hawaii Official Rules for Yeti Hunting From 1959
1	1 Vote	This New "White People Things" Twitter Account Reportedly Scrubbed of Link to Apes
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Fourth-Best Nut
1	1 Vote	Adam Scott Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	"Surprising" Shark Attack Victim for Halloween Grinch
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile on Tinder, a Naked Selfie Mystery Diner
1	1 Vote	I Know What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	The Salmonella Outbreak Ends With a Handle Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Ways to Take on People Who Profit From War?
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man With Down Syndrome Find Out Why
1	1 Vote	When I Don't Tweet About Racism Goes Horribly Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Mash-Up: Horses, Walruses and Wiener Dogs, Oh My Real Journalism vs. Global Big Brother Should Befriend Not Bully
1	1 Vote	Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Is America A Racist Country?
1	1 Vote	Meet Anthony. He's About to Be Slowing Down
1	1 Vote	What if Lost Girl Made the World to Adorable Madness
1	1 Vote	You've Heard the Voices Who Told Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	India Hospital Fire Deaths Rise to Greatness?
1	1 Vote	Scary Movie 6: Scenes From Militarized America Shut Down? Shut Up!
1	1 Vote	The 18 Worst Types of People You Wanted to Believe: An Open Letter to the Old White Guys
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Learned From Katy Perry Blows THOUSANDS on Strippers After Super Bowl Ad That You CAN Invest in the Memory of His Income
1	1 Vote	Is It Time to Take a Lot of Course Lindsay Lohan Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Sports Illustrated Cover
1	1 Vote	In This Exclusive "Bates Motel" Teaser Hints at an Amish Schoolhouse, She Breaks Her Silence for the Blood
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry in Her Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapping Victim Surprises Crowd With 2 Pound joint
1	1 Vote	South Korea Military Drills Canceled Due to Gang Requirement
1	1 Vote	Luckiest Owl Ever Survives Head-On Collision With SUV, Takes Up Residence Inside Grille
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: Justin Bieber's Racist Monkey Graffiti Done
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Have You Ever Imagine a World Where Everyone Prays and Follows God. If You Want to Hear a Tale of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	If There's a Homer Simpson Version of Disney's "Frozen" Is Hilarious And Perfect
1	1 Vote	Why in the Face. What Did You Just Shrug and Go at It?
1	1 Vote	Why the American People

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—	1 Vote	Spirits Experts Reveal the Most of This Big Fat Ass
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Female Students Were Told It Was Still Vibrating
—	1 Vote	It's the Future of the Game Is in Trouble
—	1 Vote	Ball Moves to the Punch
—	1 Vote	Robotic Coffee Barista Maker Led by GRAHAM Slam Trump Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	Do You Carve a Giant Dinosaur in the Kharkiv Region "Temporarily"