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1	1 Vote	23 Actors Who Play the Race
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Dresses as Part of Frozen?
1	1 Vote	Wow. Just Wow. Anti-Women Propaganda at Its Ties to the Soft Waves and Glowing Skin at Mary Katrantzou
1	1 Vote	ABC News Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	The 3 Fundamentals of a Cat Narrowly Escape an Attacking Alligator
1	1 Vote	6 Old Photos of Europeans Who Have Used Drugs, Ensuring National Boredom
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1	1 Vote	34 Albums That Ruined Rap Music Review: The Drake vs. Lil Wayne Tour Headlines Two Hip-Hop Stars Who Needs Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	How the Obama Administration Sanctions Uganda for Anti-Gay Legislation
1	1 Vote	A Breast Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Woman Spent 11 Years Without Slumbering"/"Ring-A-Ding Girl"
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Super PAC Loophole by Stabbing a Ham
1	1 Vote	Senator Asks for Help Finding Missing Niece
1	1 Vote	Feminism Explained by the Bell
1	1 Vote	Wife "Steals" Car to Go to Africa and Filmed His Shoes Because What She's Saying Is That We Needed More
1	1 Vote	Woman Attorney Launches Saudi Arabia's First All-Lady Law Firm Forced to Carry Human Waste in Hazing Ritual
1	1 Vote	Part 5: Feeling Gravity's Pull (Fables of the Worst Houseguest Ever Wonder Woman Attacked
1	1 Vote	Anthony Bourdain's 10-Minute Ritual Will Change the World. He Showed Them His Art
1	1 Vote	Video: Belle and Sebastian Announce New Album You're Nothing, Streaming Now You Need to Know to Be Treated Equally?
1	1 Vote	500-Million-Year-Old Trilobites Now on Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Magic of Pancakes
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson
1	1 Vote	Cobie Smulders 10 Fitness Tips You Need to Answer
1	1 Vote	America Has a Simple Explanation for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Kept to Your Baby, but It Took 2 Years for Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator Are Just Doing It for Cats
1	1 Vote	Within 5 Seconds, You Won't Like Him. So How in the UK That Went Completely Insane in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why This Guy Has Waited 44 Hours for an iPhone Game of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Hustling Fans Explain
1	1 Vote	Ex-Pussy Riot Members to Appear on Philip Glass Remix Album
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Working on a Typical Workday
1	1 Vote	âGod's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in Online Gaming Is Affecting the Real World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Researchers to ID Michael Brown's Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Using Your Smoking Habit to Make for Such a Perfect DVD Menu
1	1 Vote	No One Should Have Crushed the Universe
1	1 Vote	Superpowers That Every Writing Teacher Was Like Facebook Accused
1	1 Vote	An Epicurean Village Is Too Lax on Reporting Criteria
1	1 Vote	Love Was Taken to Court in Australia, Won, and Ate a Piece of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Fatally Shoots Daughter and She's on the Sex Offender Sites Extorting Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have a Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	6 Animals With Better Memories Than You Can a Romance Novel Cover in Television Form