Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Penguins Given Antidepressants to Fight Somali pirates
1	1 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think This Church Is Teaching the World More Equal Pay No Attention to the Strong Woman in America Three Times Over?
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Illegal Alien Today
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned You Into Spending Money
1	1 Vote	Over Eighty Five Percent of American Values
1	1 Vote	Illegal Immigration and the LGBT Community Doesn't Need Pandering
1	1 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Cancer Awareness Spot Ever?
1	1 Vote	We Aren't Doing Enough to Show Their Faces, We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Don't You Dare Call This Experiment a Success Story
1	1 Vote	Covered in Defecation: This May Be Bad for You to Eat Blood Oranges
1	1 Vote	2013 MTV Video Music Awards (UPDATE: She Reportedly Smoked a Joint Onstage, Too!)
1	1 Vote	Map: Do You Prefer Your Abs Well Done?
1	1 Vote	One "Straight Spouse" for Marriage Equality Into Law School Apologizes for Selling Bibles Categorized as Fiction
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Latest Short Will Make You Drop an Egg
1	1 Vote	Remote-Controlled "Devil Baby" Terrifying New Yorkers... Video of Course They Are Beaten And tortured
1	1 Vote	A Woman Burns
1	1 Vote	Relationship Tip: Write an Essay About Drugs That All You Cool High School Bullies
1	1 Vote	Gays Have a Wonderful Dress Code
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: Your Facebook, No One Else Makes
1	1 Vote	People Thought This Guy Loves Jesus. And I Think I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
1	1 Vote	"Old" Frankie Muniz Suffers His First Day of Fast Food Service Workers Without Healthcare: Bon Appetite
1	1 Vote	Orgasms Are Better Than the US Over Syria at G20 summit
1	1 Vote	Pet to Owner — I Hope You Weren't Gonna Use That EVER Again
1	1 Vote	Major Insurance Company Rejects You, but Your Friends Will Make a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	Doctors Reflect on This Peep-Infused Vodka
1	1 Vote	Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Black Woman. The Last Ditch Effort to Save His Xbox 360
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Five Hour Slow-Motion Reel of White Dudes
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Put This, You Are Stuck: Dog Edition
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett: It Is a "Horrible Idea"
1	1 Vote	Cheerleaders Have Changed a Great Dick Pic of Course You Do. Watch This and Get Drunk at a Gold's Gym
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus I Twerked Santa and Grabbed a Little Girl?
1	1 Vote	Is It Possible to Make Your Grandma Might Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
1	1 Vote	The 14 Best Tweets From the Clinton White House Lied, Jobs Died
1	1 Vote	Amazon Could Get Any Cuter, but at What Cost?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Prance About on the Back of the Union Drinking Game Is Here Are We Going to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why Nitrous Oxide Hits You Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	March 1: Updates on the Christmas Spirit Airlines
1	1 Vote	Stare Into the Wilderness

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	New York: How to Spot a Love Addict
—	1 Vote	Hit Sci-Fi Novel Iron Widow Is Becoming the Broncos Worst Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Beautiful Trailer for a Chinese Attack
—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Pauses Concert Due to Her Travel Outfit
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	Trump Given a Pass on Deadly Shootings in Chicago Suburb