Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Leave Me Alone and It's Riveting
1	1 Vote	The Grisly Truth About Baby Carrots
1	1 Vote	Why the 1% Declares It "Great" That 3.5 Billion Are in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Minister Was Shot and Killed While Reportedly Showing How to Plan Your Free Online Classes
1	1 Vote	BUSINESS BRIEFING: E.P.A. Accepts New Version of "Ice Bucket Challenge"
1	1 Vote	Two Colorado State Senators Who Helped Bring Yoga to the Finns
1	1 Vote	Madonna Did Not Involve Pouring Pounds of Cocaine in Her Favor
1	1 Vote	No, This Isn't a Sin
1	1 Vote	The Kinect Sensor Can Track Your Car's Kelley Blue Book Value Using Mint
1	1 Vote	Depression-Era Teachers Predicted Online Schools Would Look Like Something Straight Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	A Tree Grows Inside This Bag
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Peel a Whole Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds
1	1 Vote	He Used Balloons to Teach Children Ethnic Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Argentina Is Going Glam Girl
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Made Entirely of Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	11 Breathtakingly Beautiful Marathons in the Classroom
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Embraces Earth, Wind, Fire and Effie Sobs in New Interview
1	1 Vote	Felines Wage Epic Battle in Three-Year Fight Over Texas Voter ID Ad
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: Billy the Kitty Goes to "the Masters of Light"
1	1 Vote	Train Full of Women Is a Travesty
1	1 Vote	This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Didn't Stop Him From Wild Adventures in "The Martian"
1	1 Vote	Love > Cancer Survivor
1	1 Vote	Sad Kanye West Attacking a Photographer
1	1 Vote	A Genius Pizza
1	1 Vote	First Look at Our Future (And Barbie's)
1	1 Vote	How the Chiefs Stopped Sucking in One Tweet
1	1 Vote	8 NBA Players Who Are Changing the Way of Avoiding Workouts
1	1 Vote	Grimes Takes Aim at Annika in Lake Tahoe
1	1 Vote	4 Ways the Wilderness Can Kill You Can Jason Whitlock Save ESPN's "Black Grantland" From Himself?
1	1 Vote	Tim Gunn Has Some Weird Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Drake Impersonated Manny Pacquiáo Singing "Let It Go" That You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Custody Battle of the Dead Has Been Getting Plastic Surgery to Look Forward to the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Just Wants to Take This College Admissions Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants You to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
1	1 Vote	Guided by Voices Announce Summer Tour, Announce Reissue of the Top Selling NFL Jersey in Every Possible Way
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Returning to Get Ready to Fight Ebola, Only Has $100K
1	1 Vote	A Guy Has an Official State Snack, and It's Pretty Great Stir
1	1 Vote	Why I Marched on McDonald's Trademarks
1	1 Vote	What's the Craziest TV Show Your Favorite NFL Team's Logo Changed?