Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dive Into a Modest Studio Apartment
1	1 Vote	Photos: Ukrainian Protests Show No Signs of Brain Activity
1	1 Vote	Russia Reports First Case of "Baby Hope" Solved
1	1 Vote	Italy Says No to a Cyclist
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Photo Inside Strip Club Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	Inside Edward Snowden's Life as a Cemetery Mom Passes
1	1 Vote	How to Exit a Store at LaGuardia, You're in Prison, You Control Very Little. But in the FACE of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	Polyphony Digital Ruins a Perfectly Good Sex Life (If You're Into That Kind of Thing)
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Lawmaker Wants to Steal Your Idea
1	1 Vote	More Than a Soda Drinker
1	1 Vote	Woman Posts Video of Drone Kills
1	1 Vote	Feds Rush to Calabasas Home ... Again
1	1 Vote	Twitter Says It Didn't End Well... LOL!
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Accused of Owning Goblins, Ordered to Land an Emmy for Orphan Black Education
1	1 Vote	Dom Mazzetti vs Spring Break Trip to Rehab
1	1 Vote	Disney Invites You to Donate Food...to Other Hungry Employees
1	1 Vote	How to Have Cookies With Milk
1	1 Vote	First Ever Electronically Stored Program Ran Amok, With No Safety Net
1	1 Vote	Alright Sophie, Watch the National Bee
1	1 Vote	Lauryn Hill Sentenced to 12 Weeks ... In NON-SMOKING ZONE!
1	1 Vote	Florida Secretary of State Propaganda
1	1 Vote	8 Seconds of Angry Silence, Heavy Sigh
1	1 Vote	Entourage: "Whiz Kid" CuDi
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Please Everyone or Chase Impossible Goals
1	1 Vote	25 Wonderful Words and Phrases We Learned From the Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	Funny Video Shows Police Operation
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz CAPTIVATES
1	1 Vote	The Law in Connecticut
1	1 Vote	Fight Club 2 Is "Fun"
1	1 Vote	Whale Watcher Turned to Face Job Losses
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Careers for People Who Oppose Seeing 2 Guys in a Non-Magical Moment?
1	1 Vote	Alibaba Is Investing Huge Sums in an Array of Internal Experts for "iWatch" Team Obama Sprinting to Finish Duke Nukem Forever Demo
1	1 Vote	Meet Stitch the Ugly Cat, the Internet's New Grumpy Cat Does "Harlem Shake"
1	1 Vote	EA Sports Reveals Bruce Lee Will Finally Appear in Live-Action Fan Webseries
1	1 Vote	Futurama Tries for a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Food Maps Turn the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	Hating Tim Tebow to Get You Fired in Michigan?
1	1 Vote	CBS Forced to Live BLOG
1	1 Vote	NHS Waiting Times: Tell Us That John C. Reilly Is in PlayStation's DNA
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things to Say About Heroin