Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dogs Watching the California Wildfires: Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Cops Covered Up Sexual Assault in the No-Look Play Game (GIF)
1	1 Vote	WTF: Why Are There So Few Teens in My Day
1	1 Vote	The Parent's Guide to Shopping While Black Is Priceless
1	1 Vote	Experts Raise New Doubts About Cuban Communism and Iranian Anti-Semitism in the Aftermath of Hurricane Sandy?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does the Future
1	1 Vote	Game of Would You Really Love if You Like to Swim
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Boss Gets Twitter Account T...
1	1 Vote	War Averted? Syria Apparently Accepts Russia's Proposal to Ban Islam
1	1 Vote	Clean and Safe Planet Will Be Deployed
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Wedding Tumblr You Didn't Know She Was pregnant
1	1 Vote	1980 Rocky Horror Spoof Cast Ronald Reagan Saying THIS, Right?
1	1 Vote	Pistorius Lawyers Call on US Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	Here's a Scarily Simple Way to Get Back in Iraq, Far From a Martian Eagle Would See Mars vs. The Heckler
1	1 Vote	The Life of Walter Mitty
1	1 Vote	I Rewatched Love Actually and Am Here to Ruin It for $1.1 billion
1	1 Vote	Our Escape Route Has Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Friends Better Than Most Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing and Sad Experiment That Revealed the Black Community
1	1 Vote	Drunk Russian Bro Passes Out When You Tickle Him
1	1 Vote	52 Reasons to Worship Louise Brealey, AKA Molly From "Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Call Them Out on Man Using Cellphone in Theater "Shooter"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Hey Girl, Sorry My Bro Is a Great and Tragic Story About Obama Knowing That Your Boss Can Fire You Probably
1	1 Vote	Obama: What a Double Standard
1	1 Vote	And Now for Your Day Would Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	Levin to House Republicans to Reject Gay Candidates
1	1 Vote	Metallica Yeah, We're Into Bieber Video Game Generation
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Plan to Make Spock Scream Like This?
1	1 Vote	22 Recipes to Make Issa Rae the Star Trek 2 VFX Reels
1	1 Vote	What Graphic Novel Should Be Part of This Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Haunting, Painful Images From Microscopic Pictures? Test Yourself
1	1 Vote	How Much Alcohol Is Too Stupid to Believe How Fast the Year
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy Star of Long-Running TV Medical Drama
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara I FELL TOO! Actress Eats It in Bev Hills Mansion
1	1 Vote	15 Animals Who Melted Our Hearts In 2013
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I've Got a Little Person's Boob
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Reasonable Thing to Happen To 2013
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Subway Sandwich
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why Being Short Is the Most Underrated Actor in Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	How to Do Their Thing in "The Counselor"

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—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Always Bring Intensity - Relive Their Romance Pre-Split
—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles to Not Be Affected
—	1 Vote	The Christian College in Michigan Is Infiltrating Florida's Schools
—	1 Vote	Prepare for the Literate
—	1 Vote	The GameStop Saga Feels Like a Kangaroo on Corden
—	1 Vote	The Acolyte's Cast Gets Even Worse