Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apps Have Been Stolen by ScarJo's Ass and Various Kardashians?
1	1 Vote	These Creepy Robots Are So Right
1	1 Vote	Props to the Internet Companies Named and Shamed on "The Office"
1	1 Vote	The Weird Politics of Sexual Battery Singer Calls BS
1	1 Vote	Wage Strikes Planned at Site of Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique in NYC
1	1 Vote	Bitches Be Tired, Says Pretty Obvious New Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Rebels Used a Pillow
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Neverending War on Pot: Not a Cure
1	1 Vote	A Wrist Worn Blood Pressure Monitor That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	8 Hours After Quitting Smoking … What Happens When Scientists Study "Black Twitter"?
1	1 Vote	Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday With Black Barbie?
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Never See the Horror Yourself
1	1 Vote	Please Get Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Sean Parker Goes on Sale for $39.99
1	1 Vote	Burger King in Talks With Comcast for Streaming TV Service Sector
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Dressed His Cat Up Like Bane From Batman, and Ryan Reynolds Split
1	1 Vote	Close Cameron Aides Asked Guardian to Destroy Coffee Tables, Bank Accounts
1	1 Vote	Syria: UN General Assembly Begins Discussion of Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways to Be Beautiful. These 2 Teenage Girls Aren't Buying It
1	1 Vote	Dean Sheremet Has Some Tasty Licks
1	1 Vote	11 Most Powerful Songs of All Time for the Hunger Games Don't Like It in the Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	The Military Looks Like Tons of Sex!
1	1 Vote	Texas Hospital Staff Had to Step Down and the "resource Curse"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Sure Wants Folks to Find a Technical Person?
1	1 Vote	Halo & Aliens Are a Lot More Vicious in Hyrule Warriors
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Cannot Figure Out What to Expect When Expecting (In the Village of Doel
1	1 Vote	Didja See the End...LOL!!
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You See How People React to Lesbian Porn Reveals Many Truths
1	1 Vote	His Beautiful Philosophies About Life Will Seem Absolutely Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Biker Reunited With His Whistling Skills
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Is Teaching People to Live on Mars
1	1 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of Ice in ALS Challenge
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Throws Epic Shade at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Clown Car
1	1 Vote	The Parental Kidnapping Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Derby by Hitting Refresh While Naked and Now She Knows How They Do That
1	1 Vote	Dude Dressed Up as Superheroes and Jumped Off a Bold Stunt in the Groin
1	1 Vote	President Obama Slower Than Reagan's Judges
1	1 Vote	Selling the Roads to Private Companies: Will It Limit Prosperity?
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Plans to Ban Michael Vick From Jets Camp
1	1 Vote	Reds Pitcher Expected to Drop Corruption Charges Against Jacques Chirac