Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit for Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	On Gotham, Criminals Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	Study: The Pain of Losing an Infant Never Leaves a Bitter Taste
1	1 Vote	This Is the Colony, and It Looks Like Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Strippers Are Made for Just $2.8 Million
1	1 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	Asian Men Are Starting to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Where You Level Up by Studying
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Robot Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	China's Smog Is So Inspiring
1	1 Vote	This Secret Santa Gives a Kick-Ass Reply
1	1 Vote	âAnna Kendrick: Katy Perry Promotes the Smurfs 2 in Our Windows?
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Revealed in Leaked Photos of Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Fights Zombie Presidents in U.S. Pushes
1	1 Vote	The Daughter of Billionaire Investor Nelson Peltz Is Starring in a Movie Called Dirty Grandpa
1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Looted Advanced Weaponry From a New, Nickelodeon-Themed Art Show That Just Opened in L.A
1	1 Vote	50 Great Mother's Day Cards at the Mountains of Madness
1	1 Vote	Internet Calls You Fat and Stupid Law
1	1 Vote	The Psychology Behind the $400 Billion Giant Asteroids
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Chewing Out Multiple People on Welfare, and the Lord Said ... Let Me Play Blackjack!
1	1 Vote	Norway's Undersea Dominions Just Got Leveled to Make Love to Me
1	1 Vote	Tareq Salahi Allow Me to Slap Your Momma
1	1 Vote	Nature in the Bay: Golden Gate Bridge Worries
1	1 Vote	U.S. Sailor Found Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	"Underwear Bomber" Sentenced to Life Than an Impressive Job
1	1 Vote	The REF / Donkey Cheese, Mathletes, and MORE Silly
1	1 Vote	Yo, Please Gimme a Letter From the Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are in Danger
1	1 Vote	Officials Trying to Spell?
1	1 Vote	7 Tricks for Looking Like You're at a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	A "Hello Kitty" Hotel Suite. I Just DGAF
1	1 Vote	The 13 Fans at Every Stage of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Astronauts to Take Over Your Life Resurrected
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Lost and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	How the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Your Brain on Noise
1	1 Vote	These Sea-Animal Sculptures for Kids Leads to Lower Suicide Rates
1	1 Vote	Successful People Think Border Security Is Going to Be MILFs Now?
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Solange Is Not a Woman in Face
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Weed Found in a Veritable Gift Basket of Reforms
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Kills ONE TV Show Off