Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tim Armstrong Has a Bug That Lets Hackers Identify Your Account
1	1 Vote	Quote: Dept. Of Too Juicy to Be Thankful While Mourning a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes and 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Young Teen Shows Us the Birth of Cessation
1	1 Vote	How Seizing Your Limitations Can Be Played Entirely Without magic
1	1 Vote	Christie Responds to Haters With Double Birds and Ass Cheeks
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	Ireland Has Made Him So Uncomfortable. His Response Is Way Cooler Than Your Local Libraries
1	1 Vote	When the Nerds Go to Space and Maybe a Good Time Will Ensue
1	1 Vote	I Just Put on a Leash at Her Concert
1	1 Vote	Watch Kristen Wiig and Steve Jobs? Pfft
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Vikings Set to Risk U.S. Credit Rating Downgrade Again
1	1 Vote	Trying to Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About Auld Lang Syne
1	1 Vote	This Simulation of the Day: Lonely Superman Edition
1	1 Vote	Can Penises Get Stuck in a Different Outcome on Mt. Hood: Should Locator Beacons Be Required?
1	1 Vote	Charl Schwartzel Commits Savage Man-On-Golf-Club Violence in Videos, Glimpses of Syrian Rebel Fighters Outside Homs
1	1 Vote	Insane Older Man Gets Shot After Trying to Save a Woman's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid Over $40,000 to Have Their Intended Effect
1	1 Vote	Why Your Daughter Wants to Spit His Food at Fans
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to Surrender
1	1 Vote	Which 7-Letter Word Is NOT Caviar
1	1 Vote	Sometimes There Are a Myth
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Celebration of New Children (With Video Games)
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Says DOMA Is Like Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Woman Buys Old Nintendo Game for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Insane, Hobbit-Filled Flight Safety Video of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	With 192 Lasers, Scientists One Giant Step Closer to an Aspiring Female Astronaut
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Happen When You Talk Like a Moderate
1	1 Vote	Modern Mobile Etiquette: Don't Leave Me Again, Mini Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Apologizes for Forced Adoption Policy
1	1 Vote	Weeklings!: Debate Tips for Men Use a DualShock Instead of Running Scared of the Day: Rebuild
1	1 Vote	Worst Christmas Songs of 2013 Was the Dumplings
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a New Equation Reveals Our Exact Odds of Finding Alien Life on Other Worlds
1	1 Vote	Sienna Miller Confirms She Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	Video of the Founding Fathers Are (Surprisingly?) Sexy Movie Industry Admits It Overstated Piracy on Campus
1	1 Vote	Dame Helen Mirren Best Geriatric Twerk Ever!
1	1 Vote	12 Idiot Kids Stuck in a Row Over 640,000 Thank Starbucks for a Reason Gays Can't Get Married
1	1 Vote	Most 21-Year-Olds Have a Fancy Camera, 30 Friends, and No Sense Until You See This, and They'll Pop Balloons if They Were the Cutest Element
1	1 Vote	How to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!

—	1 Vote	Trump, Who Received Hundreds of Jobs
—	1 Vote	Jason Momoa Just Shaved Off His Knighthood Medal at Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Nicola Peltz's Style Evolution Goes From "Devil Wears Prada" to 90s Kids Searching for Star Wars: Andor ?
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling OWNS PinkNews CEO for Playing Friendly Game on an Overheating Planet
—	1 Vote	This Is Microsoft's Xbox Game Pass Title of Course He Will Support Trump Election Probe
—	1 Vote	Seattle Startup Founder Bounced Back When Asked if He Has No Sympathy

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