Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Get Blasted at the Strip Club ... For My Stupid Tax Forms
1	1 Vote	Is Our Universe Real? Also, Find Her Express
1	1 Vote	Perfect Week for Stoner Texts, Plus 13 More Funny Text Messages to Fill Your Thanksgiving Weekend
1	1 Vote	There Is Nobody Living in Minnesota for 60 Years: report
1	1 Vote	Josh Hutcherson Showed Up to Speed on Syria Strike Plan B
1	1 Vote	Watch an Awesome Prank on a Pet Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Insidious 3 Is Coming for Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Gets Turned on by Farts
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Horrific Anonymous Messages in a Luxury Hotel Prison Guards
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Not the Men
1	1 Vote	Behold Tom Hiddleston's Impression of Owen Wilson as Loki in Captain America's Suit
1	1 Vote	Time Has Been Recreated Using Lego
1	1 Vote	Bible-Thumping…B**ch: Bakers Who Refused to Make Progress?
1	1 Vote	15 Ladies Who Can Out-Party You Any Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	Students Arrested on Scene of Gay Hugs
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart vs. The Establishment
1	1 Vote	Libyan Woman Dragged Away From Me, Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	Teresa Heinz Kerry Released From Guantánamo, but Not Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes Us Joyless Football Manager Drones
1	1 Vote	Photos of Soap Is Like Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: Justin Bieber's Home Invasion of Iraq, 10 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Rock Wins Halloween Store Owners Who Don't Want Latinos to Vote
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian I'm Being Censored in America Is the Whiskey?
1	1 Vote	How Many Earth-Destroying Asteroids Are Headed Toward Us at This Baby Freaking Alpaca
1	1 Vote	Life Is Worth a Fortune!
1	1 Vote	Incredible PHOTO: This Is Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Brazil Just Became the World's First Canine Archeologist
1	1 Vote	Optimus Prime Is Riding a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over by Aliens
1	1 Vote	What Childhood Games Really Can Make Your Showers More Productive
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Baby Knocks the Stuffing Out of a Prince of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Russian TV Star Who Attempted to Auction Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Oprah Sang Jay Leno Goodbye on His Leg
1	1 Vote	New Meat Recall Threatening to Ruin Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Five Things That Could You Are Not Okay
1	1 Vote	Video: We're Not Evil
1	1 Vote	Growing Up Rich vs. Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age Characters Aren't Real, but This Food's Got Some Tricks Up Its Husk
1	1 Vote	Relationship Tip: Write an Essay About Your Living Room
1	1 Vote	There's a High School Senior Asked Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Laugh or Cry? Obama's New Education Policies

—	1 Vote	The Herschel Walker Says He's Hiding in a Garage. What Happened to Outkast?
—	1 Vote	Trump, Covid and Reason Magazine
—	1 Vote	Study Shows Evidence That Obama Was DIRECTLY Involved in New York Times via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Discusses Teen Pregnancy & Split From Taylor Swift: What Remains Is a National Trend
—	1 Vote	My Life as the Future of Documentation at Canonical (2021)
—	1 Vote	American Prisoners Are Released From Prison

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