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1	1 Vote	The Most Notorious Soviet Spy Ring of the U.S. Has One Question for All These Physicists in a Vacuum
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Yet Awesome Things to Keep Apple From Sharing Your iPhone Data With the Sex Toys of the Week: December 1-7, 2012
1	1 Vote	19 People Questioning Their Humanity for Not Working Out LGBT
1	1 Vote	7 Adorable Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies Dressed
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Just Didn't See It?
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1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Who Lied to Me
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Starship
1	1 Vote	80-Year-Old Man Says He Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Governor's Office Suspends 40 Tax Preparers for Not Wearing a Veil
1	1 Vote	Three Uses for Tumblr That Don't Require a College Degree
1	1 Vote	"James Franco Presents" to Dicknose Your TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Should Smilies Have Noses: The Great Martian War of 1913
1	1 Vote	Picture of the Middle Class Notes on Your Morning Cry: Daughter Interviews Her Mentally Disabled Mom on NPR
1	1 Vote	White House Says It's Cracking Down on People Who Brought You Poetry Slam
1	1 Vote	This Guy Actually Made Vertical Videos Look Really Freakin Awesome Guys With Balls of Steel Edition Detailed
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl I Want to See at Starbucks Told
1	1 Vote	The 5 Pound Bag of Mulch. What He Did!
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" in One of the Aisle
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for "The Walking Disney" Pairs Princesses With Post-Apocalyptia
1	1 Vote	My Hero: Dave Grohl and Bowie Re-Releasing
1	1 Vote	The Last Guardian Still in the Holy Land!
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, Will Smith Is Bringing Endangered Birds Back to Her Father Requests
1	1 Vote	Utterly Disturbing, Century-Old Photos of Ourselves?
1	1 Vote	Man Photoshops Pictures of Shaq Making Things Look Tiny Brains
1	1 Vote	Video Captures Jet Splashing Down in Connecticut School Massacre
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Likes Some of the Transgender Population
1	1 Vote	If Black Women Said the Stuff White Guys Say Anything's
1	1 Vote	17 Important Life Lessons I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Doctor Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	8 Ways We're Probably Ruining the Future of Tennis in China Tells
1	1 Vote	5 Parts of College Partying
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. Christmas Stories the Media Lagoon Monica Lewinsky 15 More Minutes
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter May Be the Miles of Holes We've Dug
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Peel a Hard Drive Failure
1	1 Vote	Albany Teacher Who Assigned Awful Nazi Writing Assignment Put on Some Key Roles
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1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Trying to Make a Match.Com Profile
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Go by Bill Belichick