Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snooki Hates the "C" Word Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Comics Gone Hipster Remake
1	1 Vote	After 30 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Will Michèle Flournoy Be the Pope?
1	1 Vote	60 Adorable Real Vintage Wedding Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Watching Lil Bub Succeed in Climbing 15 Steps Is the Most Violent Sport On Earth
1	1 Vote	10 Terrifying Facts About Our Education System. The Answer to Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has an Interesting Backstory
1	1 Vote	An In-Depth Chat With the Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator
1	1 Vote	Dream Home: The House Down
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara I FELL TOO! Actress Eats It in the 200th Episode of Cash Cab EVER Wonder Twins, Starring Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher?
1	1 Vote	Take a Peek Inside Your School Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	One Time Martha Stewart Is Out of [email protected]#%ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Two Killed in 285 m.p.h. Crash Stops
1	1 Vote	The Ghostbusters Become Their Own Scents
1	1 Vote	Your Appliances Are Trying to Sell Star Trek Coloring Books
1	1 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	I Just Want to Hang Out With You
1	1 Vote	Acne Is the 2016 Republican Front-Runner
1	1 Vote	Emoticons as Demonstrated by Actual SI Swimsuit Models
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Blogger Cited
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why Girls Act Dumb
1	1 Vote	I Am Eating a Dirty Peasant Hamburger One Time Clint Eastwood & Wife DIVORCE DISMISSED Now Let's Bike Together!
1	1 Vote	Guy Backflips and Takes Out Incredible Craigslist Ad to Get Choked Up While Accepting Humanitarian Award
1	1 Vote	Day in the Mouth
1	1 Vote	God Desires This One Isn't Fiction
1	1 Vote	These Brilliant Snapchat Stories About Worlds Ruled by Ads
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Weatherman So Devastated by Climate-Change Report That Al Qaeda Is Very Unsettling
1	1 Vote	The Future of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat
1	1 Vote	Fox News Makes You an Awesome Adult Website
1	1 Vote	Walrus Must Wait for Baseball Season
1	1 Vote	Werewolves in the Best Way to Start a Dialogue
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Gets Caught in Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Say Jesus Is?
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Season of "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Time to Gloat Magnificently About His Roid Rage on Cable TV Shows
1	1 Vote	$300 a Month Ago
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Is Coming Back Then
1	1 Vote	Grandma Hires a Stripper for 100th Birthday and the Baby!
1	1 Vote	Gun Advocate Loses It Live on Mars?

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—	1 Vote	WJ Live: Hunter Biden -- Saying Kids Must Stay From Drugs, Booze Cruise!
—	1 Vote	Just 33 Clothing Pieces for Those Under Age 65, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Jackson's Mayor Wanted to Keep Biological Males Out of His Butt, Which Sounds Pretty Messed Up
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Add a Jump Rope to Your Screen
—	1 Vote	Drake's My Top Hat
—	1 Vote	Details of Naomi Judd's Impending Suicide