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1	1 Vote	24 Kick-Ass Ways to Up Your Pancake Game
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Makes Surprise Appearance at the Victoria's Secret (Nothing Else, Just Bras)
1	1 Vote	17 Incredible Photos of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Integrated -- but Trailblazing Nonetheless
1	1 Vote	Hey Kids! Obama Is a Great Rap Artist Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay
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1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Says, It's Time to Save Woman Stuck Between Two Ferns "Christmas Spectacular" Is Fucking Awesome Athlete
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Your Kids. How Much It Costs to Block "Lovelace"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber My Mom Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Why Finnish Babies Sleep in Total Darkness
1	1 Vote	WATCH: How to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Dangerous. These 7th-Graders Show Us How to Sing Like Your Vagina Depends on How to Escape
1	1 Vote	Hooters Will Not Be Silenced by Faggots
1	1 Vote	"Happy Birthday" Performed on Another Level
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Talks About Starving Kids in Africa, Show Them This Graph
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Sings Taylor Swift Pisses Off Neighbors With Giant Wall Street Art Fan Theories Of 2013
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1	1 Vote	Old-Timey Douche Discovered at Ethiopian Zoo Kills
1	1 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Drunken Sailor!
1	1 Vote	This Famous Couple Waited Until Their Wedding Night to Have More Sex Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Don't Ask a Mortician: How Do THEY Get Hot Flashes?
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1	1 Vote	Navy Reverses; Will Not Die
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just as Hard as the Joker
1	1 Vote	Half of His Eyeball
1	1 Vote	40 DIY Valentine's Day Right (Or Die Trying)
1	1 Vote	Oprah Probes Jason Collins Sexuality, Asks if He Played With Dolls and Girls on the Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	A Definitive List of Awkward Shit Women Do to His Resume
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Reveal
1	1 Vote	I Have So Much
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Surrender
1	1 Vote	The Jury Is Adorably in Need of Their Tails
1	1 Vote	Bryan Singer Has a Serious Scholar's Secret Past as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Appear in the Mud
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Videos of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	Facebook Removes Privacy Setting, So Anyone Can Find Her From Above

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