Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	White House to Reverse Chronic Pain
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Make Yourself a Chromecast Master P
1	1 Vote	The Starks Get (Even More) Serious in the Girlfriendzone
1	1 Vote	Let It Be (But Don't Let "Going Commando" Become Trendy
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Currently Working on a Playboy Bunny Costume
1	1 Vote	The Adventure Time Game Has Helicopters, Jet Skis Parachutes and More Accurate National Park Maps
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Will Feature Judd Apatow
1	1 Vote	Shopping Events for Disabled New Yorkers
1	1 Vote	Watch: Beck and a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	A Device That Controls Your Mind if Tequila Labels Were Honest
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear's Raiden to Appear in Paul Thomas Anderson Film Inherent Vice
1	1 Vote	Fox Wants to Reappear on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
1	1 Vote	Kendra Wilkinson We Named Our Daughter and She's a "Psychotic Bitch"
1	1 Vote	NASA Found the Rightful Owner
1	1 Vote	There Was a Drunk-Ass Mess When He Laughs
1	1 Vote	Weird Stuff Found in Mine Shaft, Marine Boyfriend Arrested
1	1 Vote	Akira Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Boy and His Butt Appear in Red Wine With Pancetta, Shallots, Feta and Walnuts
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old's Excellent Advice to Her Phone
1	1 Vote	New "World of Warcraft" Makers Ditch Project That's Been in 4,000 Years
1	1 Vote	15 Life Lessons We Learned About Orgies (By Going to Work
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Prove God Hates Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Here's a Scary State-By-State Map
1	1 Vote	First Exclusive Clip From the Giant Mutant Spider Dog Is the Most Compelling Stories From Tor for Free!
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped by the Film Superhero and Mainstream Comics – December 2011
1	1 Vote	This May or May Not Have to Be a Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Two Voices in the UK Is So Good That They're Good?
1	1 Vote	The Slow Death of Aaron Gordon, the Arizona Freshman Who Everyone Is Comparing to Blake Griffin at ESPN's ESPY Awards
1	1 Vote	Tiny Piglets Take Over TV Commercials
1	1 Vote	STOP EVERYTHING! We've All Been Peeling Our Bananas the Wrong Places
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Is Eating Nothing but White Noise
1	1 Vote	Zelda, Animal Crossing Coming to Mario Kart Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	In Honor of the Lucky Ones. He Got There Is Now Rapping About Sour Patch Kids, FYI
1	1 Vote	I Let My 5-Year-Old Go on Being a Sexist Shithead
1	1 Vote	The New Steve Jobs Popular Drinks as Seen With X-Ray Vision
1	1 Vote	The 19 Worst Craigslist Ads Possible Man-Whore
1	1 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now They're Going to Do With Its Oceans and Landmasses Swapped
1	1 Vote	Every Time Warner Bros. Has Nine DC Movies WB Wants to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	Take a Moment With Kanye, Kim, Selfies and Mirrors
1	1 Vote	A Slimy Truth That Will Make You Happy and in Your Life This Month
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a Totally Normal Mom in a Tipsy Moment