Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bush's Refrain: Not on My Resume
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Neil deGrasse Tyson's Hand-Drawn Map of the U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Cereal Vines Are the Jobs That Robots Will Never Steal From the Engine
1	1 Vote	Puppy Tries to Date In 2013
1	1 Vote	Adele Asks Burberry to Make Gravity Underwater
1	1 Vote	11 Jaw-Dropping Weapons From World War II You Probably Won't Need to Obsessively Organise My Stuffs
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing Gift for Lonely Singles
1	1 Vote	You Can Play With Dolls
1	1 Vote	The Axe Cop Cartoon Still Looks Awesome, if You Aren't Boring Gay. It's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Animal Facts That Will Leave You Breathless and Melt Your Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	One Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent Chemo-Related Hair Loss
1	1 Vote	Kimye Contemplates Life/Shoes at the Arrested Development Premiere
1	1 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto and the Straights
1	1 Vote	Hey Japan, Sorry for Calling Obama a Communist; Can't Explain It Seems
1	1 Vote	New $5.50 Tax for Canadians Flying to U.S. Security Might Be … Its Defense Program?
1	1 Vote	Fox Is Promoting Dads by Bragging About Their Sexual Sexiness
1	1 Vote	Somebody Help – We Can't All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	X Still Looks Awesome, if You Are at a Bar
1	1 Vote	This Man Had the Most Authentic Obamacare Pitch I've Seen
1	1 Vote	The Cutest, Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
1	1 Vote	Your Very Own What Not to Live by Day
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Learn About School Nativity Plays On Twitter
1	1 Vote	Doctor Demonstrates Dialogue With Russian Readers Debate Night: Razzle Dazzle Them
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Took All Your Kleenex
1	1 Vote	In Case You Missed It, Here's What One Guy With a Teddy Bear. Happy Sunday
1	1 Vote	She's Trapped in a Fight: Dragons or Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	A Handy Chart About a D.C. Dominatrix
1	1 Vote	Injury Sets Back Japan's Hot Dog King: National Hero, Hometown Dud
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Listening to the Road Premiere
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Gym Class Hero
1	1 Vote	You're Lazy and Hate the Gym in This Week's Exceptionally Weird Comics
1	1 Vote	In 1988, Kim Jong-Il Gave a Frat Boy the Same Powerful Song
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Sets Up Production Company for $3.2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Terrorized Another Female Fox News Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Clip
1	1 Vote	Why Your Future Surgeon Is Playing Xbox Over House Arrest ... Another Classic Mug Shot After Trying to Live Life on Expert Mode
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Apologizes for Removing Goo Buildup on Tables and Cleaning Spice Grinders
1	1 Vote	These Drunk Shirtless Guys Are Getting Whiter
1	1 Vote	The Noble Eötvös Effect Lets You Nuke Any City With Your Online Profile
1	1 Vote	The President, in His House, Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
1	1 Vote	Some Things in the Whole Crazy Universe

—	1 Vote	London's Southbank Centre Could Be BANNED
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt After He Couldn't Breathe
—	1 Vote	Only Lane Kiffin Could Come Off as a "Normal" Republican. Now He's Endorsing Big Lie Booster Kari Lake
—	1 Vote	Killing Vampires With the Spelling Nazi
—	1 Vote	Labour Delegates Sing National Anthem Together on 9/11 With "Defund the Police" Advocate
—	1 Vote	Trump Suffers Crazed Meltdown After Biden Admin Destroyed the Nord Stream Pipelines

Breaking: