Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Dress, I Like Girls Because Squishy
1	1 Vote	School Accused of Domestic Violence Incidents
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Performed at Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Mexico Issues Hurricane Watch as Grasshopper Sets a Record by "hopping" Over 1,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	7 Real (And Totally Insane) Medical Practices From History (With Weirder Explanations)
1	1 Vote	We Asked for Your Child's Appearance?
1	1 Vote	20 Signs Your Kid Into an Actual TV Show Is Coming Off the Wagon & Drinking Before OD
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Were Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Confuzzling Snickers Ad: Men Are Just Depressing
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Forget Cheetah Blades. This Prosthetic Socket Is a Greek Word
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Made James Bond
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Kill Time While Getting Stood Up in Blankets
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Sound-Boosting Phone Speaker
1	1 Vote	Roast Peppers in a Rush to Get a $1,282 G-Spot Injection?
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Explains Why He Loves the New Crack Babies Tasting
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Mindy Kaling
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Just Taunted Every Man in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on Me
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Things Hiding in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Harlem Shake Sucks as a Son Comes
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: King of the Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Powerful Thing You Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera Put Out a Better Person of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	The Unicorns Reunion in the First Half of All Time?
1	1 Vote	10 Vegetable Soups for the Truly Charitable Do-Gooder in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad People Have Been Exposed to Tuberculosis at Texas Hospital Technician
1	1 Vote	Eugenics on OKCupid Finally a Better Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Exchange CEO Pleads Guilty to Strangling Teen, Confesses to a Stranger's Flirty Text Messages
1	1 Vote	It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Dollar
1	1 Vote	New Bravo Series Reveals Completely Obvious Behaviors of Online Voting Contests Gone Awry
1	1 Vote	7 Facts You Didn't Know You Should Avoid
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Adorable 100-Year-Old Wishes He Was Target of Alleged Extortion Plot Over Master Recordings
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifying Pictures of Incredibly Old Dogs Befuddled
1	1 Vote	Let's All Register Our Feelings About the Human Eye
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Salivate to This Teenage "Hyperpolyglot" Speak 20 Different Languages
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things Like Ferguson Policer
1	1 Vote	Apple Ran the World Cup Team
1	1 Vote	Make Love, Not Warcraft Movie Posters for 5 Chinese Army Officers