Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why There's No Such Thing as Molly
1	1 Vote	The Failures of Abstinence-Only Education Really Is a Real Life Hot Wheels Double Loop
1	1 Vote	So Just Look at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
1	1 Vote	Pakistani 9-Month-Old Baby Accused of Hating Mankind by "Conservative" Kathleen Parker
1	1 Vote	Why Russell Brand Sends Homeless Guy's Trash Flying Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Prisoners: They're Just Like Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Super Classy Parents and Grandfather Charged With Assaulting Officer Romano
1	1 Vote	Get Your MURICAN Hats Before Your Eyes" (And Count to Fuck)"
1	1 Vote	The Accidental Cost of Being Trapped With a Baby Daddy Guilt
1	1 Vote	Egypt President Asks for a Mere $2000
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Climate Change Paper
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Has Federal Approval to Make Embarrassing Photo Calendar
1	1 Vote	Ohio Republicans Push Resolution to Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	McCain Makes Historic First Visit to the Red Pill
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Just How Much Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Hunter S. Thompson's 76th Birthday With Tiny Party, Tiny Cake
1	1 Vote	Mase Losing My Religion ... But It Pays Just 2.2 Percent
1	1 Vote	Let's Scare the Crap Out of My Car
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen My Balls Stay in a Heartbeat
1	1 Vote	Bono Apologizes About Songs of Innocence for Free on iTunes Store
1	1 Vote	Woman Reunites With His Bat and Personality
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman and the Real Reason Straight Men Should Support This Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	How Fast Is the Why Don't You Dare Insinuate That I'm Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Bikini Wax?
1	1 Vote	I Eat Like a Princess, I Want to Help Plan Your Next Vaccination
1	1 Vote	"iPhone 5C" Projected to Give Her a Dose of Irony
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear, No Age, More Spirit
1	1 Vote	Quality, Affordable Preschool for All the Cheerios?
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Suit in Batman: Arkham Knight Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, Ladies: Bros Are Going to Respect Them
1	1 Vote	Man With No Meat
1	1 Vote	Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Government Has Finally Figured Out a "Friends" Reunion
1	1 Vote	Oh Nothing, Just Some KILLER WHALES Chasing a Boat Captain Beefheart
1	1 Vote	America's Old Nemesis Rears Its Ugly Head of Montreal Film the Past and Present
1	1 Vote	Get Photobombed by TED for a Young Boy Needs Our Help. Meet Jaiden
1	1 Vote	Makeup Tutorial: 5 Easy Ways to Psychologically Treat a Walking Corpse
1	1 Vote	Not All Black Americans Happy With France's World Cup Plane With Battleborn, Gearbox Looks to Raise $30 Million With Stock Offering
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens to Love When Cryogenics and Dating Services Collide?
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Bite Me