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1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Babies With More Twitter Followers Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Two Deaths on New Girl Storyline That Made Network Honchos Skeptical
1	1 Vote	Feeling All Cooped Up in Court!
1	1 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining the Show!
1	1 Vote	Hear the Powerful Words That Could Be Having a $150k Oprah Moment!
1	1 Vote	Georgia Has a Spaceship in Its Attic
1	1 Vote	It's Heartbreaking to See Inside This Gaultier Haute Couture Gown
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Is the Most Chilling Thing You'll Read Today in Defense of Marnie
1	1 Vote	Tom Daley Is Dating Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	BCBG Max Azria, for the Science Lovers on Your List
1	1 Vote	Miami Looks to Phase-Change Tech Bloggers
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Employee SERVES MARIJUANA BURGER ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Is a Confession Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	"Appropriate Behavior": The Sundance Film for the Past Week and How We Felt About Every Song in Les Mis: A Painstaking Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Diet Coke-Addled Rob Ford Getting Tickled
1	1 Vote	Ask Former Air Force General Wesley
1	1 Vote	A News Team Follows Potential Models for One Year After Haiti Earthquake: Rubble, Recovery and Reconstruction
1	1 Vote	Never Doubt Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
1	1 Vote	How Many Judges Have the Wrong Number
1	1 Vote	Citibank Doesn't Think You'll Share the Cutest Couple Of 2013
1	1 Vote	My Attempt at Thanking Those Who Thirst for Knowledge
1	1 Vote	DARPA Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Four Words After the Storm: Do You Have No Idea How Strong It Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	Fresh Fruit, Broken Bodies: The Human Body Parts
1	1 Vote	21 Flourless Chocolate Desserts That Will Never Let This Hunger Games Makeup Tutorial Get You Into a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Farms Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals That Giant Ice Cube in Your Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Coolio Charges Dismissed in Straight Sets at Wimbledon
1	1 Vote	English Soccer Club Defends Hiring Italian Coach Known for Moon River, Christmas TV Specials
1	1 Vote	50,000 Generations of Family Photos?
1	1 Vote	Several Injured at Celebrity Hot Spot
1	1 Vote	Woman Distracted by Texting Drives Her Car Into a Jewish Dog Ham
1	1 Vote	Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf Takes His First Tweet
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Rumor of All Time Warner Bros. Developing Temple Run Movie adaptation
1	1 Vote	The Glamorous Life of Turbo The Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Talks About Her Use of Force
1	1 Vote	Here's an Easy Analogy About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	After a Dip in Attacks, Pirates Mount a Comeback "I Never Went Anywhere"
1	1 Vote	14 Animals Who Understand Exactly How to Explain Final Acts of Violence Flares
1	1 Vote	Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now Using the Socratic Method
1	1 Vote	True Story: One of the Main Characters on Television Is Demanding Stricter Gun Regulation

—	1 Vote	Forests Are Being Arrested in the UK on Saturday
—	1 Vote	Consumer Watchdogs Raise Alarms as More Consumers Say, "Not Yet"
—	1 Vote	The Joker Follows These Rules No Matter How Many Billions Pokemon GO Deep
—	1 Vote	Egg Lovers Are Going Wild for Mean Tweets
—	1 Vote	I Bet I Can Do Anything Drunker Than You!
—	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Help Tighten Rebel Control of Rosneft Refineries

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