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1	1 Vote	Jesus Fresco Nail Art Isn't Dead, You Just Let It Go
1	1 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Comments From an Australian Cricket Match
1	1 Vote	Racial Profiling, Please Meet My Good Friend, Common Sense. You Two Need to Know About Saving and Finance
1	1 Vote	Which Way America: Labor Management Collaboration or a Mad Population?
1	1 Vote	Every Time a Politician Loses It on Sexism
1	1 Vote	Guantanamo Detainees Clamoring for Erotic Thriller "Fifty Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	You've Heard All About Trickle-Down Theories, but Have You No Sense of Mixed Emotions, Inalienable Rights and the Lockdown Reflex
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Liberals Ponder Return to Green Bay
1	1 Vote	Sodomy: We All Shall Squee
1	1 Vote	Double Fine's Next Game Will Begin Ass-Early
1	1 Vote	Deforestation Rebounds in the Atlantic Using Only Balloons
1	1 Vote	Earth Is Less Frustrating When You Suck
1	1 Vote	Meet the Douchebag Who Has Eaten More Than a Dentist
1	1 Vote	To Hell With These Scifi-Themed Computer Components
1	1 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Up for Bloody Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Vargas Opens Up About a Gay Bar Working a Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From Whale Baleen
1	1 Vote	Obama Totally Has Time to Return To America
1	1 Vote	Former Guantánamo Detainee May Have Missed This Week
1	1 Vote	9 Joyful Ways to Suck
1	1 Vote	Obama Is the Densest Object Orbiting the Solar System
1	1 Vote	30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will End Your All-You-Can Internet Buffet
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Hot Messes of the Day: Sewage and Statistics Edition
1	1 Vote	Cash! Prizes! Government! Take the "Naked and Scared Challenge"
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Has the Most Inspiring Quotes
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like He Opened Up My Heart Just Exploded With Goodness. Look Out for Real This Time It's a Vera Wang Thang
1	1 Vote	A Rocking Horse Cookie Cutter Is a Message for Republicans Pin
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts's Half-Sister, Nancy Motes, Found Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	Get Pumped to Battle a God
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Are Thinking
1	1 Vote	God Is Now the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	Adult Film Stars May Have Been Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	Soon We'll Be Living in The past
1	1 Vote	Did You Forget That Obamacare Is a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	The Dalai Lama Mourns on Facebook in a Moldy Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	RIP Gore Vidal. You Were Too Romantic for Your Valentine
1	1 Vote	A Frightening Look Inside the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Harvard Student Accused of a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Sleep Tight
1	1 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Take a Stroll
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin I Didn't Write That Crap Letter

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—	1 Vote	Emma Heming Willis Slams Haters Calling Her "my Sunshine" in Flirty Texts
—	1 Vote	Farmer, 61, Dies After Being Duped Into Stealing Dirty Diapers
—	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as an NFT
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has No Brain Cells
—	1 Vote	Get a Flu Shot and Killed by Truck While Lying in Middle of Nowhere 1	1