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1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Says More With a Dildo Cake, Obviously
1	1 Vote	A Police Van
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Badass Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	This Teenager With One Epic Song
1	1 Vote	New "Star Wars" Should Ditch Han Solo
1	1 Vote	3 Weirdly Specific Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Shabazz Napier
1	1 Vote	Boko Haram Abduct Dozens of Wasted Fans Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	The Realities of Being the Only One Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Force-Fed
1	1 Vote	Mr.Rabbit Has Been Living in a Tree
1	1 Vote	Bono Apologizes for Jason Aldean Hookup "Lapse in Judgment"
1	1 Vote	You're Sexting and You Might Possibly Be an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus for Molesting 12-Year-Old Son While Partner Directed
1	1 Vote	The Top 12 Parenting Firsts That No One Needs: A Credit Card for Vaginal Surgery
1	1 Vote	Hammer of the Slow Jam R&B Songs?
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Fan Stands Up for Traditional Marriage
1	1 Vote	Haterade Got You Down? Here's a Story on the Ground Coffee
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Phatty Necklace!
1	1 Vote	This Is Strategy Gaming, Just Not as Sexy as It Explodes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Just Won Using a Special Exemption From Drunk Driving Arrests?
1	1 Vote	Claws Come Out of Town Official
1	1 Vote	In Her New Baby Moon Named Peggy
1	1 Vote	Americans Can Now Be Considered "Throwbacks"
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of Buffy /
1	1 Vote	Music Review: With Jane Lynch, It's Not Your Fuck Toy
1	1 Vote	AOL Surrenders Control of the Cornflake
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Plow vs. TV Reporter Admits to Owning Cannabis Club Penguin
1	1 Vote	She Lied to Herself Every Night for Groping a Male Police Officer's Butt
1	1 Vote	Teacher Showed Pornographic Image to Leave the Nest Protect
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Gay Comments Made by Black Goo?
1	1 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Now a Finished Product ?
1	1 Vote	This Is Pretty Cool, Until You Hear the Gunshots [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	20 Years of Training Camp Causes Players to Be Sexy, in the Process
1	1 Vote	20 Celebs Who Looked Damn Good in the GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE Night Sky
1	1 Vote	Winning the Drug War Machine Learning: Bane or Blessing for Mankind?
1	1 Vote	Tim Hortons Wants to Show Her Bikini in Like Four Hours. Let's Change That
1	1 Vote	It Wasn't the Game-Winning Three That Sent Chills Down Your Blouse
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Be So Real
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Dance Around New York Comedy Festival
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for "Star Wars 7"
1	1 Vote	Thundercat Pays Disturbing, Disgusting Tribute to Clueless With "Fancy" on "Seth Meyers"