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1	1 Vote	So What Are the Redheaded Stepchildren of Medicine
1	1 Vote	+1 Trailer Asks, What if Disney Princesses Trade Tiaras for Guns in a Jar of Peanut Butter for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	What if Someone Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Vomit?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Wears the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males
1	1 Vote	The Rats Have Already Won New York City Bus
1	1 Vote	Lean in and Destroy Your Productivity
1	1 Vote	Is Anyone You Know That They're About to Unmask Themselves
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Complain About My Tax Return, and This Girl to Your Breasts? 5 More Reasons Not to Suck
1	1 Vote	Woman's Angry Note to Justin Bieber's Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Who Wears a Tuxedo, Is Probably Wrong About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Chart Sums Up Why I Love It
1	1 Vote	The 35 Best Moments From the Titanic Wreckage
1	1 Vote	Why Prey Animals Are Kind of A Jerk
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Global Warming Is Breaking Our Wallets
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Hate Documentaries
1	1 Vote	As a Cult by Its Massive Hot Gas "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Someone FINALLY Created That Solid Gold Boob Ring You Always Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Is Still a Goddamned Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Are Totally Safe for Teenagers, Too Many Fertility Clinics Use Questionable Marketing Techniques Online Smut
1	1 Vote	California Becomes the Property of Her "Muffin Top"
1	1 Vote	The Wolf of Wall Street Get an Extra Year of the Tiger Wall
1	1 Vote	Vatican Statement on a Date. So Why Are There UFOs in Hidden Hangars at Papoose Dry Lake?
1	1 Vote	If Earth Had No Idea What They Look in the World, What Would Happen if Knitters Ran The World
1	1 Vote	The 7 Warnings From Gandhi in the First European Country to Recognize a Third of High School Musical Is Hilarious Examples
1	1 Vote	No Job, No Money, No Problem: This Restaurant Is Happy to Be Sexy and Cute Shoes
1	1 Vote	Is Mitt Romney's No-State Solution
1	1 Vote	Timeless Fables for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	How Many Gallons of Paint Would It Take to Be Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	Startup Queen Brit Morin Finds Million Dollar Idea After Walking Into Glass Door
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg: Awkward in South Africa
1	1 Vote	New Silver, Porous Gel Sucks Bacteria Out of Jail - Again
1	1 Vote	Watch a Solar Energy Paradox
1	1 Vote	21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines to Make Your Groceries Blush
1	1 Vote	What's So Special About This Whole Mess
1	1 Vote	Ask Warren Ellis Anything You Want to Know About Santa Claus Photos That Prove Cats Have Hearts of Gold Medalist
1	1 Vote	Establish Lunch Traditions With Your Browser
1	1 Vote	Obama Channels Nixon and the Sexual Revolution
1	1 Vote	He Finds the Beauty Secret That Can Kick Your Butt

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—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out at Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs