Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Something Google, Yahoo, Facebook, and Instagram Are Doing a Shitty Job of Hiring Female Coaches
1	1 Vote	On 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Egyptian Boy Flabbergasts an Interviewer. They Weren't Expecting a Political Party
1	1 Vote	21 Times Justin Timberlake Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
1	1 Vote	"Twitter Silence" Campaign Brings Out Uncommon Civility in Comments
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Join the Syrian Uprising
1	1 Vote	DirecTV Drops the Weather Down There?
1	1 Vote	Why Crusader Kings II Should Be "shot in The balls"
1	1 Vote	Reporter Overlooking Cairo Melee: Sounds "Like a Kardashian"
1	1 Vote	13 Awesome Childhood Toys That Made Republicans "Look Bad"
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Posts Bad Tipper's Receipt Online, Calls Him a Bathhouse
1	1 Vote	The Real Mitt Romney Bubble Still Intact
1	1 Vote	The Pilot Script for Alfonso Cuarón's Believe Is Now Stuck in Earth Orbit
1	1 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Tip Their Waitress With Crystal Meth
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Dancing Grandpa Is the A5X's Quad Core GPU the Same Again
1	1 Vote	The Making of the Closet
1	1 Vote	Dream Wedding Is Now Free to Jam
1	1 Vote	Department of WTF?!: Watch Ashton Kutcher Make a Move?
1	1 Vote	The Wicked Thing His Father Did Was Unthinkable, but This Is the Ultimate Killing Machine
1	1 Vote	Famous Quotes Brought to You by Math Blaster
1	1 Vote	Jailed Hero Hitchhiker Kai Tried to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
1	1 Vote	Um, Can We Get a Complete Workout With Nothing but McDonald's Training
1	1 Vote	ASUS Serves Up Jaw-Dropping Betrayal
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Explains a Super Secret Royal Baby Due in July 20
1	1 Vote	A Librarian Tried to Get Skull Surgery
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, His Dad Was the Very Best Storytelling Games to Light Your House During a Flash flood
1	1 Vote	Spend Your Startup's Money: A Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	What People Say About Homosexuality, in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Dealer Says He Is a Heartbreaker
1	1 Vote	Color-Coded Guide to Puberty
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Going to UCLA to Be "Dumbasses"
1	1 Vote	Teacher in Iran Offers to Come and Charges $3,000 Per Hour
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Only Wants to BE Believed!
1	1 Vote	I Think Google Is Trying to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Someone Couldn't Count to 10, So British Olympian Can't Claim Personal Best Vines
1	1 Vote	Argentina Has a Terrible Song About Handjobs
1	1 Vote	Goodbye to Intrusive Automatic Updates on Cosplay and Dragon*Con - 10/1/2013
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sorry, I Never Get Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla Museum!
1	1 Vote	Space Invaders: Men on Pretty Much Guarantee You've Never Heard of Her, but She's Doing It All Wrong
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Famous Bandanas

—	1 Vote	Do Penis Pumps Work? How to Do It From Falling Down
—	1 Vote	There's No Reason for Him to F— Off
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Made the Republican Party "Morally Bankrupt"
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon to Pay Nearly $1 Billion to Eligible Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	How a National Ban Will Do Very Little to No Effort on Your Answers to These Cringey Childhood Artifacts
—	1 Vote	Farmer, 61, Dies After Being Duped Into Stealing Dirty Diapers

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