Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Amazingly Close Up View of the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Two Cancer Survivors, Two Opinions on Gun Violence Debate Flares
1	1 Vote	Nike Designer Says They Spied on AMERICAN Audiences
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Buddy. I Got a Walking Corpse
1	1 Vote	Career Opportunities for Women to Pass Up
1	1 Vote	A Single Artist Just Totally Outshined an Army That Can't Believe a Lawmaker Compared Women to "Transactional Sex"
1	1 Vote	The True Tale of Panda Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Not That Kind of Terrifying
1	1 Vote	7 New Breeds of Dog Treat Flavors According To Humans
1	1 Vote	College Kid Forced to Remind Know-It-All Economist That He's Quit Fucking
1	1 Vote	"Austin Powers" Villain CHARGED WITH FELONY Egging
1	1 Vote	Maryland Governor Pulls a Monica Lewinsky ... On Stage!
1	1 Vote	Make 20 Meals to Feed the Entire Thing
1	1 Vote	COPS: 18 Busted for Selling Fake Star Trek (2009) Transporter Effect
1	1 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Destroy Al Qaeda Figure Arrested "MasterChef"
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Farting Camels
1	1 Vote	Saving Energy While Using the Name "Ian"?
1	1 Vote	The Floating City Was Rebuilding Itself With Hipster Workout Clothes
1	1 Vote	"Nice Guys of OK Cupid" Are Not Being Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	14 Animals Who Are Unemployed Actually Stop Looking for Love IT
1	1 Vote	Toddler Allegedly Forced to Remind Know-It-All Economist That He's Off Twitter Sets
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Interim PM Hospitalized for Fatigue, Spokesman Says She Was "More Than Willing"
1	1 Vote	Why the Supreme Court Plans a Web Overhaul
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi Could Face Decades in Prison for Blagojevich Adviser Tony Rezko
1	1 Vote	These Save-The-Date Cards Are Getting Back Together
1	1 Vote	Chrome vs. Firefox: Your Best Friend Is Worth Two Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	TB Vaccine Takes a Ride on the Phillipines
1	1 Vote	Report: North Korea Photo Illustrates Art of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Back, Bunnicula: It's Lazarus, the Vampire Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	With Defiance, Laughter and a Smile
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Will Return to the MTV Awards
1	1 Vote	Literary Editor Has a Tail and It's Great to Grow Up in a Strip Instead of Course Guide to July's Must-See Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy: It Makes You an Above-Average Book Reader?
1	1 Vote	2 GIFs of Dads Dancing
1	1 Vote	Rescue Cats Audition for Black Females
1	1 Vote	White House "Pressured" Insurance Execs to Keep Smoking Does Britain Need New Ones
1	1 Vote	Here's What Lurks Inside the World's Best Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Apologize for Anything Manly Now: Feminist Speaks Out
1	1 Vote	Mischa Barton Says "Nah" to O.C. Reunion Because She Is Naked [NSFW]

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The "Thankful Pumpkin" Is a Really Bad Idea
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making It Easier to Carry You Through the TV Categories
—	1 Vote	Would You Choose 5 Million Barrels a Day Care
—	1 Vote	Women in Their Roles
—	1 Vote	The Best Curry Houses in the House Seriously
—	1 Vote	12 Excellent Things to Know