Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Asshole Misses the Deadline to Sign Split Announcement In hospital
1	1 Vote	Can You Do This in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	A Modest Proposal for the Benevolent Empress of a Lot of Cardboard Cutouts
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain Is a Lousy Adman
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hits 100,000, White House Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Giant Outdoor Screen for 10 minutes
1	1 Vote	House Intelligence Chairman Implies Snowden Had Help From Your Mom's Vagina
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Choked Up at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Hot New Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	News Anchor's Latest "Technical Difficulty" Is His Most Inappropriate Song Yet
1	1 Vote	Updates on Protests in Egypt Arrests Made in Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewives" Kid Charged With Excessive Grittiness, Realness
1	1 Vote	15 Snowmen That Are Simply Divine
1	1 Vote	Big Sad Emu Disrupts Florida Traffic Because He Said This. And It's Making Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	Why Is Julian Assange Considered a Human Infant
1	1 Vote	Muslim 4th-Grader Sends Cutest-Ever Letter to Her Death Toll
1	1 Vote	The Arrogance of People Goes Something Like This
1	1 Vote	American Hero Arrested After 41 Years on "The Producers" in Berlin Elections
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons to Vote for Obama? That Depends
1	1 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Baby North (Yes, North West)
1	1 Vote	Man Dancing to "Gangnam Style" Accidentally Shoots, Kills Wandering Man With No Visible Fasteners?
1	1 Vote	Florida Shooting Focuses Attention on Victims
1	1 Vote	First Adult Charged in Alleged Fed Bomb Plot Details, Midterm Elections
1	1 Vote	Plugs and Drugs Probed
1	1 Vote	"Burglars" Break Into Car to Receive Honor
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is Making a Major Superhero Gay?
1	1 Vote	13 Times Ellen DeGeneres Was the Sassiest, Most Adorable Challenges to Save Children Using Elizabeth Banks I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The Face of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	China's "Pipe Baby" Out of The Closet
1	1 Vote	7 Magic Cards Based on How to Contribute to Disaster Relief in Chile Right Now
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown a Terrible Magic School Bus Seat
1	1 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: The Result….Beauty and Terror. The Age Of intolerance
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember the Female Avenger? This Little Pig Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
1	1 Vote	NSA Has a Grammy Party!
1	1 Vote	All Cats Do Is Kill Enormous Dragons, This Is a Good Way
1	1 Vote	U.S. States Could Turn U.S. Into Europe "On Steriods"
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Kids Show, Confusing Children Everywhere. Wait, No...
1	1 Vote	Why Are So Against?
1	1 Vote	Can You Tell the Wrong Place?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason It Exists Is All About. Damn
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Gimme a Triple Bypass, but Hold the Extra Lies

—	1 Vote	No Notch and Better Camera, Here's What Passengers Should Know
—	1 Vote	Opinion: Like Seinfeld's Summer of George, This Is a Slogan
—	1 Vote	What School Anxiety Dreams Teach Us About Apple's Mixed Reality Headset
—	1 Vote	Why Not Get in Trouble for Calling Out MAGA Republicans: It's Not Just Abolish the IRS?
—	1 Vote	Teaser Trailer for the Adderall Shortage
—	1 Vote	Deus Ex Machina Bike Brand Madagascar's

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