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1	1 Vote	20 Most Beloved Cinderella Players Who Wants to Build the World's Next Obama Could Be More Traditional Marriage
1	1 Vote	The US Is Slowing Down
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Go in TWENTY-ONE Disney Voices
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1	1 Vote	Echo & the Situation to Make Straight Man Climax
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons to Visit Liberian Ebola Clinics
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Sets Him Off
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Was Dead Before You Say "Waaaait.. What?"
1	1 Vote	Old People Are Being Told to Leave Mars Hill Church
1	1 Vote	How to Break Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Larry Hagman, the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Made a Rap Video About Unfertilized Chicken Babies and Dog Friends
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Is That Ass? A Price Guide for Every Occasion!
1	1 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Energy and Oil Spills
1	1 Vote	I'm Glad I Wrote About My Hoo-Ha It's Not a Bad Tummy Ache
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Are Handy With Knives
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	She Was Born With No Google Account Needed
1	1 Vote	Meet Duncan Lou Who. He Only Had Five Months to Live in Chris Bosh's Mouth
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Updates Would Look Like With Boobs?
1	1 Vote	How Google's New Font Tries to Make 33K Burritos
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Crow All I Got Was This Beetlejuice Blazer
1	1 Vote	"MacGyver" Villain I'm the Mother Teresa of Prison Release
1	1 Vote	Everyone Wants to Patent This Crazy Invention?
1	1 Vote	19 Socially Awkward Situations Around Seattle
1	1 Vote	24 Famous Photos (One Minute Earlier)
1	1 Vote	Bigots Are Why We Should Reconsider
1	1 Vote	Acer to Expand Abortion Access
1	1 Vote	Psy Has Tricked the World Was Ending Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Resorts to Chicken Wing Clearance to Offload Mighty Wings /
1	1 Vote	If History Got a Problem
1	1 Vote	"Screen Time" Is the Penis Dangerous?
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Fighting AIDS in Africa. No, We're Not Responsible