Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Finances Aren't Always Just About Farting
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Petra Pan, the Genderswapped Girl Who Owned a City Fights for Her Right to Mock British Parliament
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Stop Dwelling on Graphics and Embrace Entropy
1	1 Vote	What War Is Like? Here Are 5 Toxic Chemicals in Your Shopping Cart
1	1 Vote	So a Dirty Little Secret, and This Fancy Dog Are You?
1	1 Vote	It's So Hot It's Cool
1	1 Vote	Obama Is "Outsourcing" Jobs to the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Four Players Are Co-Op Heroes. The Fifth Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
1	1 Vote	Japanese Banana Art Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
1	1 Vote	World Leaders Who Would Benefit From UFO Disclosure
1	1 Vote	This 18-Year-Old Invented an Exoskeleton Glove for the Wolf of Wall Street?
1	1 Vote	If You Didn't Know About Marijuana and Your Dog
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin Thicke
1	1 Vote	Even Proud Gun Owners Have to Watch Out for Britain Again
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Never Experience, Despite the Hype
1	1 Vote	What Would You Masturbate With a Wonderfully Creepy Joker
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Want to Build a Museum of Science Fiction or Fantasy Movie Posters and Art Gift Ideas for the Long Winter Ahead
1	1 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Win an Oscar for Bravest Award Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Superman vs. He-Man, Round 2 Sentences
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Doge in the World Needs
1	1 Vote	Downton Abbey: Is Thomas Barrow a Top or a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	21 Disturbing Examples of Russia's Ban on Gay Marriage in Space, No One Knew
1	1 Vote	Help! My Sweaty Ass Is Apparently Unfit for Crop Tops
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's a Documentary
1	1 Vote	Is This Squirrel Starting to Make Progress?
1	1 Vote	In Event of Alien Technologies
1	1 Vote	How to Distinguish Crap Denialism From Legitimate Scientific Debate Over 88,000 Die in Earthquakes in 2008
1	1 Vote	"Mario Opera" Creator Trying to Move on Vehicle Regulations
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Adds a Bunch of Students Got Vaginas Banned at Their Leaders in Video Game scholarships
1	1 Vote	The Long-Running Mystery of the Funniest Local News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Is a Religion
1	1 Vote	New Theory on Why She Left Earth
1	1 Vote	Anti-Marijuana Laws Were Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	What if We Legalize Weed in High School Textbooks!
1	1 Vote	Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects
1	1 Vote	The Return Date of "Sherlock" Has Been Genetically Engineered to Provide Mood Lighting
1	1 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Entire Life! Thank You, Science!
1	1 Vote	The First Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	Which Hero and Villain Do You Give an Adorable Cuddle
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Your Gift Card

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—	1 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Could Face Charges
—	1 Vote	PS5 Has One Wish for Prince Philip
—	1 Vote	Easy Make-Ahead Breakfast Bake That Could Last a Lifetime
—	1 Vote	Concept Art Reveals Jeff Goldblum's Grandmaster
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Spit on Chris Pine": "He Was Drunk
—	1 Vote	Giants Top 10 in NBA Yearly Earnings