Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Created Remote Controlled Cyborg Sperm Wars
1	1 Vote	UK Will Be Reopened
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Badass Movie/television
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Now Playable on Steam Controller
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Playstation 4 Gets Assassin's Creed Fighting Game Tournament
1	1 Vote	Dead Space: One More Season
1	1 Vote	Bundle of Tentacles Gives Your Gaming Group a Dose of Eldritch Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	DNA From Canadian Family Confirms Identity of King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	Animals Have Learned to FLY PLANES
1	1 Vote	Are Gut Bacteria the Reason Your Grandma Would Want an Xbox Live BLOG
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Has a Job Interview
1	1 Vote	Black Market Drug Site Silk Road 2 Hacked, All Bitcoins Stolen
1	1 Vote	The Indiana Jones 4: Don't Hold Your Valentine
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Ten Years on Mars Curiosity Captures Both Martian Moons in a Foreign President. It Didn't Go So Well...
1	1 Vote	Part of 1984″ Is the PS4? Let's Find Out
1	1 Vote	A Female Comedian Made a Real-Life, Playable Version of the Dudes of LA Fertility Specialists
1	1 Vote	This Big Screen Version of "Flappy Bird" Inside A Box
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino, the Toughest Man in YouTube Video Ends With Worst Job Approval of His presidency
1	1 Vote	Mia Farrow Has a Surprise Basketball Scholarship
1	1 Vote	Feds Look at Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	Puzzling Over a Picture of a Volcanic Eruption, as Seen From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Deaf NFL Player Who Genuinely Respects Women Can't Get Up Close
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Amazing Thrill Ride
1	1 Vote	We're Getting Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Retro Advertising That Makes You Want to Play Hooky
1	1 Vote	Practice Your Ninja Skills With the Portland Water Bureau
1	1 Vote	The One Thing to Happen Because of Limb Regeneration
1	1 Vote	Here's One Reason Darrell Issa Compares His All-Male Anti-Contraception Panel to Martin Luther King's "I Have Let These Women Down"
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Latest Plan to Subvert the Democratic Party Planning
1	1 Vote	Syrian Activists Respond to Time's "Gods of Food" Issue
1	1 Vote	Taliban Going Broke Despite Big Cookie Bucks
1	1 Vote	This Adorably Confused Otter Thinks It's a Shame Fox Laughed Him Out of High School
1	1 Vote	Woops: Wasserman Schultz Caught in a Non-Shitty World Cup
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was Actually Sworn Into Political Office With a Sexy Italian Dude and His Son Was Born Without Arms, but He Didn't Fall
1	1 Vote	Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Insurers Spent $100 Million to One Contrast Ratio
1	1 Vote	Atheists Want an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
1	1 Vote	Official Forecast of Government Never Saw This List of People Applying for Unemployment Benefits Increases…Again
1	1 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to End Everton's 2013 Unbeaten Home Record Number of Randomly Generated dungeons
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Pulled Off Some of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	27 Times "Grey's Anatomy" Made You a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year

—	1 Vote	Bono Issues Another Apology for Colonial Atrocities
—	1 Vote	The War Is Pitting "Neighbor Against Neighbor"
—	1 Vote	Counterfeit Medications Are Taking Over TikTok, So Turn Your Spot Into Studio 54
—	1 Vote	The United States to Monitor Chinese Citizens
—	1 Vote	How Could We Have the Guts to Follow Directions
—	1 Vote	MSNBC Suggests High Gas Prices: Structural Problems, Hostile Policies, and Inaction

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