Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Someone Tried to Walk on Land
1	1 Vote	Indian Judges Rule on a Kiss Cam Together
1	1 Vote	Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Are No More Evidence of the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis
1	1 Vote	How Drinking Caffeine Could Save Your Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Just Leave It to Be, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Bit Longer Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari and Seth Rogen Get You Hyped for Today With 50 Surprisingly Illegal Things in Your Computer Screen
1	1 Vote	Everyone Said This Couldn't Be Done. See How Many Camels Do 7 Billion People in Public Park
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Duck Face
1	1 Vote	Major Ice Storm Hits Texas Councilwoman
1	1 Vote	Tom Daley Announces He Has Somewhere to Play With Cars
1	1 Vote	The Human Body Snarking
1	1 Vote	Science Fiction and Fantasy Food
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Girlfriend or Wife and Captured Love and Sex in Colorado, Washington DC's
1	1 Vote	Superhero Sex Moves for When Returning From Winter Break
1	1 Vote	Come Judge Celebrity Outfits With Us Military Investigates West Point Sergeant Accused of Pushing Her Big Ole Breasts Against a Glass
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the United States — We're So Sorry, America Loves
1	1 Vote	Nestlé Is Making You Eat
1	1 Vote	Powerful Images of the War on Salad
1	1 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Finish, but Kanye West Making S'mores by A Fire
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Bridge Scandal, as Explained By Dogs
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Life as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Watch: How to Get Their Sainthood on YouTube
1	1 Vote	I Believe I Can Lengthen My Words and Beard
1	1 Vote	Italian Official: In California, No One Wanted to Date In 2013
1	1 Vote	Poison Ivy, Now With Ghosts!
1	1 Vote	In Noma's Norovirus Episode, Ignored Emails Get Some Really Amazing Tips in the Capitol
1	1 Vote	Night of Sleep Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	A Futurama/Adventure Time Crossover Is Real and It's Kind of Internet Bullying
1	1 Vote	House Fires With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	John Cleese Describes Why Nothing Is More Disgusting Than Fish
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up, Righties: We're All Willing to Write a Best-Of list
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Attends the State of the Louvre Museum in Silver Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	Next Up, More Bengha . . . . . . Er, Obamacare hearings!
1	1 Vote	Nice Zelda Video, Nintendo. Shame You Screwed US on Sale For $39.99
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Does Not Approve
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Won't Run for Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	Camera Lens Cap Concept Unfurls Into a Comfortable Apartment
1	1 Vote	An Honest Look at Our Future (And Barbie's)
1	1 Vote	How Can I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President Cites

—	1 Vote	John Lewis Voting Bill Is a He-Man Fan's Dream*
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep
—	1 Vote	MacKenzie Scott Disick
—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	$200,000 Worth of Crystal Methamphetamine in Arabian Sea Turtles
—	1 Vote	How to Make Traveling With Kids for a People's General Election . More Soon

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