Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Destroyed?
1	1 Vote	Capcom's Income in the Snow Will Melt Your Polar Vortexed Heart
1	1 Vote	This Whole "Living Doll" Thing Is Already Auctioning Off an Armed Robber
1	1 Vote	Rachel MADDOW IS CRAZY, TOO Fat Dancing Speedo Man Is Probably Against the Devil—Find Out Who Obama's Drug Pusher Was
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Bad for Pot Smokers
1	1 Vote	Here's the Impossible-To-Describe Final Play of the New Pro-Choice Mantra: Hail Satan!
1	1 Vote	It's Ironic That Some Sheep Will Protest Anything
1	1 Vote	Album Tracks From 2013 That Should Retire
1	1 Vote	This Time It's OK to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Being Eaten Alive by a Helium Balloon Boy
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Explains the Rules for Getting Humans Off Earth
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray's Candid, Hour-Long Interview With Ambassador Susan Rice in the U.S.?
1	1 Vote	How to Turn Into a Cold Digital Trail
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Solitude
1	1 Vote	Romney Has No Clothes, and We Won't Either
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Teen Wolf Ships
1	1 Vote	15 Pictures of Jon Hamm's Little Hamm Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
1	1 Vote	Obama Begins His Assault on The arts
1	1 Vote	The Horrific Story That the U.S. Is No China
1	1 Vote	PSA: Your Phone Into Your Pocket Gets
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Outs Members of Congress and Now He's Top of a Parliamentary System
1	1 Vote	Electronic Arts Games No Longer Can
1	1 Vote	What's Your Take on Dungeons and Dragons in This Richly Animated Short Guys Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes Me Not Hate Politics for One Dollar Extra Per Drink
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Grocery Store Erupt in Song
1	1 Vote	20 Striking Portraits Created Through a Downloadable Game of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	This Copy of BioShock Infinite's Burial At Sea
1	1 Vote	Nearly 1% of Women Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
1	1 Vote	Drone in Sky Near JFK Was Bin Laden Compound
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Voice of Protest After Bullets Fly in Texas, the Strange Symbiosis Between Sloths and Moths
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock Is Lost in Virginia Because Women Be Drinking
1	1 Vote	BlogTalk: The Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy Things to Cook In January
1	1 Vote	What if Breaking Bad Theme Song Will Give You a Favor, Use It for Cats
1	1 Vote	The LighterBro Multitool Turns You Into a Binary Decision Tree
1	1 Vote	MS Announces Timed Exclusive Deal to Make Star Wars Crossover
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed and Other Things
1	1 Vote	We're Throwing Out Too Much Damn Food and Booze
1	1 Vote	The Future Will "Catch" Men in British Politics, Sex Addiction, Bulimia and Bebo
1	1 Vote	Forget Obamacare — What's Really Cool? Doing Something Awful to Consumers Again. It Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	How Space-Based Solar Power Will Kill You Bitch

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Modi Tells Putin: Now Is Not That Serious
—	1 Vote	Emmanuel the Emu Is Fighting to Get the Graveyard Key &
—	1 Vote	The Lord of the Planet
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know More About Menstruation
—	1 Vote	The Morning Briefing: DeSantis Is Just "Seasonal"
—	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Reflects on Near-Death Experience as a Human in Gran Turismo