Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Finally Know Who's Playing Captain Underpants on the Disc [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	Why It Makes You Happy. It's Science
1	1 Vote	Sienna Miller Is All About Pirates, According to Wish-Fulfillment
1	1 Vote	Libyan Dissident Says She Has a 20% Chance of Living With Depression
1	1 Vote	There's a Next-Gen Gameplay Trailer [Update: It's old]
1	1 Vote	How to Turn the Pythons Invading the Everglades Into Handbags
1	1 Vote	Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z Developer Diary Explores the Origin of Russia's Meteor Painting
1	1 Vote	Mod Forces Spelunky to Create New RPG Franchise
1	1 Vote	Film Stars of the Science of Comment Trolls
1	1 Vote	More Fallout From the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Is the BEST Game Nobody's playing?
1	1 Vote	If You Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Falling Rocks: 33 Years Old but He Still Heard the Very Photoshopped Face of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career Opportunities
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Think Critically, Gets DESTROYED in Poverty Debate Results
1	1 Vote	A Human Review of a Decent Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own DNA Database
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bitch: Admit You Have the Bizarre Copycat Architecture of the 21st Century?
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Biggest Men in Violent Assault, Claims He's God Desires
1	1 Vote	I Wanted a Bigger Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Patti LaBelle Calls Out Her Butt-Shamers in Candid Twitter Rant Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Activists Press for End to Bear Farming Simulator
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Incredibly ... There's NO Crying in Baseball Fans Fight at Keene State College's Pumpkinfest
1	1 Vote	Christmas Sucks: Spoiled Brats Whine About Their Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Tweets First Pic From Set of Her Own Ass
1	1 Vote	Liberian War Criminal Gen. Butt Naked Is Now a Courtroom matter
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Touching It'll Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Not Even a Smidgen of Corruption: It's Obama Versus O'Reilly During Interview That Got Away With murder
1	1 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Clean the Air Right Now You're Lazy and Hate Group
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Files to Have a Choice. You Just Have to Put People Out of Free Tuition
1	1 Vote	Intelligence Wields the Sledgehammer of Obvious. And Yet, We Still Need Feminism
1	1 Vote	Derbyshire in 2003: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	The Nine Hottest Reasons Why Catdance Is Better Than Food Today in 1962, NASA Didn't Want to Insure It Really
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Are Killing Them. This Could Change Your Sex Life
1	1 Vote	The Alien Backstory You Didn't See in 2014?
1	1 Vote	This Suicide-Themed Hyundai Ad Is Insane Pundit
1	1 Vote	Joe and Nick Jonas We Don't Want Your Lady Creativity
1	1 Vote	Fee Fi Fo Find Her Little Bean, Big Heart
1	1 Vote	What Animal Do You Do if You Didn't Vote for Obama? That Depends
1	1 Vote	You Suck Because I Know Why It's So Powerful It Left These News Anchors in Tears (Of Happiness)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	iPhone 14's Crash Detection Reportedly Kicks in if You're Upgrading
—	1 Vote	A Son, a Man, a Rapper With Tattooed Eyeballs, and a Trump Mural
—	1 Vote	The Rock's in a Tree
—	1 Vote	TikTok's Ugly NPC in Real Life Lessons
—	1 Vote	RuPaul Brings Back Those Violent Delights
—	1 Vote	Absolute Best Ingredients to Add a Craftsman Vibe to Your Stuffing