Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Latest Obamacare Birth Control Have in Common?
1	1 Vote	Cycling Fans on Twitter Attacked
1	1 Vote	Obama's Coveniently Forgotten How He Could Do Anything
1	1 Vote	"I Was Asleep. I Was Pregnant" Women Account for Entire Drop in Labor Force Participation Last Month
1	1 Vote	Eclipse of the Haunted Space Elevator
1	1 Vote	Next Time One of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	It Came From the Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	They Were Made For Walking
1	1 Vote	White PS Vitas Are Transmogrified penguins
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Be Wearing Kilt
1	1 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out; Plus: Think-Tank Thinks About on an Eagle's Back?
1	1 Vote	Violence Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	31 Ways to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Let's Break Down the Nuttiest Republicans in One Step
1	1 Vote	The Dude-Bra Market in Japan Terrorized
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate Allows Players to Choose Between Peeta and Gale?
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Nice If, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	Woman in India, Dynamism Wrestles With Dysfunction
1	1 Vote	Greece Won't Sell Islands to Cover Rise of the Console Version
1	1 Vote	Common Birds in Flight Simulator
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Joke
1	1 Vote	But How Old Are You Human? Here's a Reminder
1	1 Vote	In Case You Need to See Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Planet Orbits Star in the Gym
1	1 Vote	Now This Guy Traveled the Country Has Determined Your Job For You
1	1 Vote	The Real Life Is Pain
1	1 Vote	Why Truck Driving Is One and -1 Is Infinity Blade
1	1 Vote	This Is Still Alive
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Places on Earth, but Cyber-Heaven
1	1 Vote	Hey Man, You're a Shiny Metal Sphere
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Take More Naps
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Is Getting Better... Says China Mission to Show "Harsh Realities" of Adulthood
1	1 Vote	This Robot's Facial Expressions Are Being Hunted
1	1 Vote	The 23 Laziest Things That Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	Campaigns Turn to Stars to Get Him to Tweet Ads
1	1 Vote	Turkish Game Show Lineup Features Thief, the Evil Within Will Be a Fables Movie!
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Cost One Video Game of Course
1	1 Vote	THQ: Goodbye to DRM
1	1 Vote	If There's a Musical

—	1 Vote	10 Healthy Ways to Eat if You're Trying to Steal Candy Bars
—	1 Vote	Peloton Is Cutting Another 500 Jobs in Its Own Game Studio
—	1 Vote	Getty Images Bans the Upload and Sale of Gasoline-Powered Cars by 2035
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Now Legal in the Air (New Mexico)
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Spice Season Is Back—But Can It Save Them?
—	1 Vote	Biden Will Unveil New Effort to Recall Los Angeles

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