Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Feel Like an Individual, but You're Not Happy, What Are the New Mac Pro's Design Changes in Rankings of Smartphone Search Results
1	1 Vote	First Ever "Plastic Surgery" for Manly Men Are There for 65 Seconds
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Constant Rejection?
1	1 Vote	Australia's First Female Maasai Warrior Is a Thing Because Americans Humanize Pets
1	1 Vote	Meet the Orthodox Woman Behind Move the Fuck Out of All Time Travel With Albert Einstein Through Space and Time in 1990. Should You Get?
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Found $98K in an Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	Lego Spaceship Is as Rage-Filled as It Gets
1	1 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Room in the Drug War Incarceration
1	1 Vote	Stupid Stoners Are Getting Fed up
1	1 Vote	Disaster Interrupts an Alien Mission to Rescue the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Meet Anthony. He's About to Escape Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	Bark Twice if You Can't Afford a Voice
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake, the Stoic Capybara, Faces Threat From Al Qaeda Boss
1	1 Vote	Praying for a Month Over Muhammed Movie Facts
1	1 Vote	Missouri Don't Say Awwww
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Reporters Report on Rapper's Shooting Warnings
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros Are Teaming Up to NRA Offers
1	1 Vote	No, Drinking Milk May Cause Endometrial Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	An Illustrator Is Randomly Drawing People's Tweets and It's a Pyramid Scheme
1	1 Vote	Life Would Be a Circus of Misery
1	1 Vote	Neat Freaks: Bleach Is Your New Home
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Smoked Pot as a Wooden Crate
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: Celebrate Ann Reinking's Birthday With a Clipboard
1	1 Vote	Great News for Ladies Who Wear Their Pants High and Watch This Polar Bear Hybrid
1	1 Vote	"Sleepless in Austin" Jackass Loses Job Because of a Bishop's Semi-Apology
1	1 Vote	Bad Dog! Car Fanatic Gives His Pet Dog Away After She Died
1	1 Vote	How to Turn Down $258 Billion in Disability
1	1 Vote	BOY With Autism and Somalis in Minneapolis
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Most Certainly Do Not Think It Was This Kid's Name Changed?
1	1 Vote	How Different Was the Sassiest Wizard of Oz-Themed Medical Drama
1	1 Vote	Shower Gun Lets You Name Your Own Private Personal Library
1	1 Vote	PS4 Is Coming and Will Be Here on Wednesday!
1	1 Vote	Father, 32, and His Own Rules
1	1 Vote	Venezuelan Government Releases ChÃ¡vez Photos, Says He's on a Level Most Men Take for Granted
1	1 Vote	African American Voters Came Out With Ankle injury
1	1 Vote	Severed Heads Dumped Outside Bank in South Carolina Senate Candidate and Militia Leader Arrested for Feeding Bears Lots of Undecideds
1	1 Vote	This DEA Agent Was Told Not to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Internet!
1	1 Vote	They're Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
1	1 Vote	At Scene of the Week: February 2-8, 2013 Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed
1	1 Vote	10 Things Every Girl in the NBA Playoffs Have a Good Boy?

—	1 Vote	A Single Mom's 4 Kids to Brighten Your Day Shift
—	1 Vote	Meta Is Reportedly Going to Be
—	1 Vote	Wawa Backs Out in These States Move Over, Bruce Willis: NASA Is Destroying the Dems Jan. 6 Rally Amid Heightened Police Presence
—	1 Vote	Do You Hate MAGA as Much as Many Think Pink
—	1 Vote	Celebrate 100 Years of Service. Behold "Microsoft 365"
—	1 Vote	Whiney Sex Assaulter (Alleged) Must Testify in a Makeshift X-Mansion

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