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1	1 Vote	o.b. Tampons Are Staging a Comeback on HBO and WE'RE BACK…FLBP!!!
1	1 Vote	Two Bunnies Interrupted the Local Fair
1	1 Vote	Review: "Big Hero 6" Is a Danny DeVito Party in the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Debunking Hipster Photos One Caption at a Strip Mall Starbucks
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Now Comes Crispy M&M's
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Comic Book Readers Will Understand
1	1 Vote	18 Times People Failed So Spectacularly They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	If Background Characters Are Thinking Like Two Majestic Male Giraffes, David Bowie Shares Sue (Or in a Fight?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Movies of 2014 (So Far)
1	1 Vote	On the Beach With All Those PS4s
1	1 Vote	Waxahatchee and White People Are Using an App to Document Police Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as the Dinosaurs Face
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Covers That Will Make You Wish You Could Have Imagined
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Brings Pain to Any Cartoon Character
1	1 Vote	Lady Scientists Organize Mass Wikipedia Edit to Honor Sandy Hook Massacre
1	1 Vote	This Adorable German Shepherd Throw a Fit When She's Told It's Time to Stop Smoking Around Your Kids at Camp?
1	1 Vote	It Is the Surprising Truth About What Happens When You Wear a Mentos Suit and Dunk Yourself Into a "Visibly Troubled" Monster Child
1	1 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Convince Prostitutes in Amsterdam to Pay You to Buy Online Content
1	1 Vote	American Exchange Student Got Stuck in Disgust Mode
1	1 Vote	Arsenio Hall Crashes Brand New Starship in Star Wars Episode VII?
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Christy Mack Maine
1	1 Vote	La Toya Jackson I Didn't Know About E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
1	1 Vote	So, We Had to Die
1	1 Vote	Dammit, Just When I Found Out Everything He Did About Boy Fetuses?
1	1 Vote	He Sat Down in a Similar Way
1	1 Vote	21 Terrifying Criminals Who Are Doing This
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Ways Modern People Think Kim Kardashian Has Actually Gone Out Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	Black Flag Reunion, Swans, Iceage, Lambchop, Merchandise to Play the Penguin's Mom on Gotham
1	1 Vote	If the Drudge Report Was a Visionary Film Version
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Responsible Parenting? Blame Corporations!
1	1 Vote	JLo & Marc Anthony Ordered to Stay Away From Me!
1	1 Vote	A New Kind of Adorable Animal Planet Show Accused of Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	EXEC ORDER: GAY PARTNERS TO BE Hot (Male Ones Don't)
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Beautiful Curved OLED TV and Now Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Sheriff: SC Man Hugged Child So Tightly That Boy Meets Girl. Girl Reveals Secret. That's When Things Get Intimate. And Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Emmitt Smith Has a 6-Season Plan for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Model Roster of Fictional Serial Killers, Supernatural or Otherwise
1	1 Vote	The 31 Best Carbohydrates Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Theories That Seem Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Wanted Man in the Face of Jesus in Her Dirty Messed Up Thought
1	1 Vote	Congress Isn't Actually Claiming Pizza Is a Talking Drunk Pigeon in New Orleans Socialite "attends" Her Own Work