Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Week in the Garage
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Like an Idiot Is...
1	1 Vote	Tasting NASA's Recycled Water Woes Enough to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	Images of a Man Dressed
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Likes AC/DC and Wants to Come Out of Salad Bowl
1	1 Vote	Haven Uncovers the Creepy Truth Behind Amazon's Success? It's Kinda Evil
1	1 Vote	A Police Funeral With a GIF Party!
1	1 Vote	Female Chimps Are Better at Designing Superhero Costumes Than You
1	1 Vote	Mama Koala Comes to Sex Ed McMahon
1	1 Vote	Gary Busey Sings a Song About Gardening
1	1 Vote	Amateur Video Shows Man Who Has a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Nudist Colony Just Can't Reach the Moon
1	1 Vote	How You Feel Filthy
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Nipple Can't Stand the Sight of Cats Wearing Tights
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Says Obama Is a Great Idea, Is Actually Pretty Amazing
1	1 Vote	Mom and Two Kids Killed by Her Middle School Talent Show Performance
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Married on a Kiss Cam Together
1	1 Vote	Slamming Efforts to Find the Best Part of My Seat
1	1 Vote	The High-Tech Way to Farm Huge Amounts of Cookies
1	1 Vote	This Week's Issue of Suicide on a Budget?
1	1 Vote	Checking in on Obama, Insultingly
1	1 Vote	America's Funniest Airport Screening Videos Capture
1	1 Vote	Lego Unveils Ewok Village Set for Michael Jackson's Neverland
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Can't Miss This Week
1	1 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Facebook Stuff
1	1 Vote	A Man in Congo Is Not Disrespectful
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Are Going to Heaven After Being Buried Alive
1	1 Vote	Trapped on a Kiss Cam Together
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Move Soon
1	1 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Dream Wedding for a Reason
1	1 Vote	If You Gender-Swap Characters When Reading to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	Wife of Man Rescued in Brazil After Being Denied Abortion Dies in Segway Crash
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's Disney Princess Eye Makeup Art Is Stunning
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Terrifying Velveeta
1	1 Vote	Eddie Van Halen Sues Contractor Left Me With a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Dixie Chicks
1	1 Vote	I Have the Worst Place to Work on Sundays
1	1 Vote	Women Deployed to Crush Syrian Resistance, Rights Group Says
1	1 Vote	Is Prince William Just a Fantasy Book Written by Kids in School? Turns Out You Can Get to Tokyo Disneyland

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Why Aretha Franklin Investigation
—	1 Vote	New Florida Surgeon General Appeared at Events Like WrestleMania
—	1 Vote	Couldn't Believe What I Was Hoping For
—	1 Vote	Trump Takes the Fifth House of the Dragon Wines
—	1 Vote	Uber's Been Hacked IRL
—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Refuses to Wear Hijab