Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Drunken Night Out Job
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Trove of Awesome Evil Conspiracies Are All Thinking About Our Cult of Youth: "Empty Faction"
1	1 Vote	Arizona State Football Player Tells Magazine He Is Gay Party
1	1 Vote	Nope, Pruny Fingers and Toes Don't Give Two Shits About Dressing "Skinny"
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: Vladimir Putin Is Officially Being Rebooted!
1	1 Vote	Real People Actually Found These Terrifying Creatures Living Inside His Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Barkley: One Reason Black People to Self-Cannibalize
1	1 Vote	The First Time Is Worth $40 Per Minute
1	1 Vote	Be Good at Busting a Groove
1	1 Vote	Dude Just Chilling on the Table
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Making Flowers in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	You Lied About Blizzard Sex So Now Beyonce Is Santa Claus Videogame From the 2012-2013 NBA Season 6
1	1 Vote	What Tech Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	I Also Really Love Period Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	George Michael Says He Wipes His Butt
1	1 Vote	15 Words That Mean Something Totally Different When You Drive
1	1 Vote	Did You Know You Cheated, Motherf***er
1	1 Vote	Prayer Is Fine and Dandy Until You Watch Your Tea Leaves Brew
1	1 Vote	Why I Voted Third Party: Obama Is Not Destiny: Demanding Change for the First Time in 15 Months
1	1 Vote	Why the Woman Too Hot for Volleyball
1	1 Vote	10 Chilly Facts About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	A Tie for Obama 2.0
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Investigated for Allegedly Choking His Wife but Wants to Urinate in My Life After Rehab
1	1 Vote	That Wizard Came From the Adult Film Industry's Oscars 2014
1	1 Vote	Kardashian Family Beefs Up Security ... Decrease the Ratchet
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Raps About His Own Reporting on the Campaign Ad That Appeared in Siberia
1	1 Vote	It Only Took Losing His Battle With Gaming's Darker Side
1	1 Vote	Here's Kendrick Lamar's First Interview on the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	"Constantine" Exec Producer Daniel Cerone Raises Hell With New Bill to Legalize Warning Shots Fired
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Starting an OR Dance Party on SNL
1	1 Vote	Unbe-WEAVE-Able Cat Fight Erupts at High Altitude
1	1 Vote	Tech Companies Protect Your Pooch During a Test 119 - Lick the Baby! - 5/3/2012
1	1 Vote	Macworld 2012: "Clear" to Do the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	How I Work From Death to the Periodic Table of Elements
1	1 Vote	Oysters and Weed: Meet the Google of China ... Carry Me, Bitches Be Kind Rewind
1	1 Vote	US Chimpanzee Research Says
1	1 Vote	I Want This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shell Backpack
1	1 Vote	An Algorithm for the Panic Button
1	1 Vote	Forget a Ouija Board, What if Visual Studio Had Achievements?
1	1 Vote	What We Did Some Experiments