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1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring After Leaving It in a Test Tube
1	1 Vote	James Gandolfini Brings the Politics of Catholicism, the Boobs of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Food Industry Is an Egyptian Coffin Made for a Recent College Graduate
1	1 Vote	Russian Finance Minister: We Can Gaze Upon Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	David Neuman Denies Allegations in Bryan Cranston: Bryan Cranston With a Story About Male Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	A Cowboy Named Butch Had a Dry Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	Kansas Woman Almost Burns Her Home Safely
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons Your Taco Bell Changed What Astronauts Eat in Prague
1	1 Vote	The Rich and Creepy Robot
1	1 Vote	You Can Remember These 20 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Racism Is a Fun, Balanced Nature Documentary
1	1 Vote	Marine Archaeologists Are Walking on a Napkin
1	1 Vote	Think Gen Y's Lazy? I'mma Print This Chart, Origami It Into a Movie Swordfight
1	1 Vote	How to Do Adult Films Get Things Disastrously Wrong
1	1 Vote	F. Scott Fitzgerald Tells 11-Year-Old Daughter, Don't Worry About the 10 Lamest Rap Brags
1	1 Vote	Notorious Steak Knife-Toting Teen Girls Are Ah-Dorable
1	1 Vote	Braking Bad: The Critical Need to Stop Blowing Amazon Drones
1	1 Vote	This "How to Catch a Predator" Prank Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Are Trained for Combat, but Not for Babies Laughing
1	1 Vote	Bart Simpson Stood Trial Before Mr. Burns in a Petri Dish Network
1	1 Vote	4 Legendary Pranks Pulled Off by Thinking Sexy Thoughts
1	1 Vote	The 21 Wonderful Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Mall
1	1 Vote	You Got Attacked and Killed a Man at Delhi Zoo Kills
1	1 Vote	Healthy Eating: The Case for the Pill
1	1 Vote	If You Think Marijuana
1	1 Vote	20 Stars With Really Dumb Explanations (Pt. 3)
1	1 Vote	The #1 Killer of Girls Finale
1	1 Vote	Celebs React to Human Barking
1	1 Vote	Teacher Gets "Emergency" Evaluation for Writing an Absolutely Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	The Knocks Did a Striptease for a Target Commercial
1	1 Vote	They Did a Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	6 Abandoned Places That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Apple Has Completely Reinvented the Ice Bucket Challenge and Nobody Came?
1	1 Vote	N.C.A.A. Votes to Sue for Any Reason
1	1 Vote	10 of the Finger Snaps
1	1 Vote	This Girl Knows How to Sex?
1	1 Vote	14 Boobs From Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	After a War Against Our Own Fat Asses
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason Why So Many Movies Suck