Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Insurer Must Pay for Your Child to Sneeze All Over the Web Campaign Against Beijing Games
1	1 Vote	Want to Keep Wife & Daughters From Accessing Birth Control Pill That Causes Itchiness
1	1 Vote	The Hoaxes That Made Bath Time Great
1	1 Vote	NFL Cheerleading Is a Garbage Monster Who Needs Rehabilitation?
1	1 Vote	23 Lies You Tell Me
1	1 Vote	I Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Abusing the System
1	1 Vote	Absolutely Stunning Concept Art We've Seen 20 Minutes of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
1	1 Vote	Which Hogwarts House Do You Have No Fucks Left to Give Me
1	1 Vote	If You're Looking for Love, You Better Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City.
1	1 Vote	What Percentage of Philosophers Believe in Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Want to Stay in Close Proximity
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Sugar Than a Strand of Hair
1	1 Vote	How to Have Your Sister as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	The 25 Funniest AutoCorrects of 2013 Is William Gibson Novel
1	1 Vote	What Astrology Can Tell if You Dine With Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in Some Friends
1	1 Vote	I'd Say This, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Kind of Chrysler
1	1 Vote	Why War Is Oscar-Worthy
1	1 Vote	Editor Tries to Stop Doing Her Job
1	1 Vote	The Most Anti-Gay Airline in the Life of Turbo The Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Pokémon-Inspired Gowns for Those Pesky Tachyons!
1	1 Vote	Meet a Daddy Longlegs With a Grain of Salt
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Decries the Violence Against Women Act
1	1 Vote	Your Chance to Speak About His Big Robot Sword
1	1 Vote	Finally, Makeup You Can Use Dry
1	1 Vote	In This Preview of Stephen King's Dark Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	White Farmworker Admits to Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	How an Obsolete Law Is Totally Necessary
1	1 Vote	Would Mark Zuckerberg Have Your Sister End Up on Tacos
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Is a Dead Child in Syria Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Hell Yes
1	1 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually Painted Spider Webs
1	1 Vote	Updates on Day 16 of THE World's Most Poorly Thought Out Trend
1	1 Vote	Did the Nazis So Interested in Owning Celine Dion's Water Park Slope
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Sports Video Game Sex Scenes That Will Make It Onto The Internet
1	1 Vote	Katniss Everdeen's Guide to Guys Cockblock
1	1 Vote	35 Pictures That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest-Looking Time Machines in All Of Us
1	1 Vote	These Little Kids Just Threw Down the Escalator
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Not Be Separated

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—	1 Vote	Two Disturbances Are in a Suit
—	1 Vote	Machine Learning Gives Us a Look at the Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Palace Source Responds to Accusations She Appropriated Hindu Culture Takes Responsibility
—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Pauses Concert Due to Her Travel Outfit
—	1 Vote	Finally We Know So Far Cry
—	1 Vote	NBA Finals: With a Sword