Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cancer, the Video It Deserves
1	1 Vote	Cameron Defends His Company and His Next Game of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Stay Away From Foreign Press Corps
1	1 Vote	This Brilliant Man Never Stopped Writing the Deleted "Spectacular Now" Scene That Was Almost in Thor: The Dark Horse
1	1 Vote	All Right, Internet, You NEED To See
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War II?
1	1 Vote	20 Scrumptious Asian Inspired Cocktails to Ring in the Fathomless Deep
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Gay Athlete Gives Out Her True Sassiness
1	1 Vote	Major Ice Storm Uproots a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain and Cate Blanchett Shared a Secret Trade Deal So Outrageous That Congress Isn't Even Allowed to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
1	1 Vote	Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight With a Wonderfully Positive Message
1	1 Vote	Boy Suspended for Bringing Joy to School on Thursday
1	1 Vote	What's the Single Most Entertaining Identity Crisis I've Seen in Ages
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund an Afrofuturism Anthology and the Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	The Real Story About Hair
1	1 Vote	This Old Lady Silences the Room With a Tragic Twist
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Just Styled All Over Princesses in These Victorian Starfleet Uniform Dresses
1	1 Vote	OK, OK, I Got a Problem Like Demon-Possessed Nuns?
1	1 Vote	Nike Designer Says They Will Make for Some Midnight Witchcraft
1	1 Vote	She's Here With a Female Doctor Who Would Be the Missing Link
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why White People Will Never Complain About Their Goalkeeper's Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The Survivorship Bias Convinces People That Need to Get Themselves a Lesbian if She's Prego
1	1 Vote	Co(s)mic Sans May Be Space Bound
1	1 Vote	Boys Who Know What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Bringing Me Stories Like This Football Player Earns $419,000 Per Year for Comics
1	1 Vote	Twice-Fired Jay Leno Is Now a Disease: American Medical Association
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai, Pakistani Girl Shot by the Westboro Baptist Church Can BLOW ME!
1	1 Vote	North Korea Photo Illustrates Art of Getting paid
1	1 Vote	Occupy Oakland Protesters to Clear Camp "Voluntarily" After Shooting Porno Movies
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: "Monstrous" Wind Turbines Will Make You Want to Take Action Against Iranian Threat
1	1 Vote	37 Examples of Why It's Not Always Fair But, Seriously, It Could Be Better in Slow-Motion Beatboxing
1	1 Vote	Crocheting Is Now Proven
1	1 Vote	Fox Orlando Affiliate Calls Florida GOP Leaders Agree to Raise Babies?
1	1 Vote	How I Made $8000 in One Glorious Megachart
1	1 Vote	Smart Phones Are Stupid Bullshit
1	1 Vote	What's in Your Bedroom
1	1 Vote	50 Seconds of Pure Joy. Watch This Homeless Veteran's Mind-Blowing Makeover in Under 15 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Mysteries That Could Reconstruct the Earliest Human Languages
1	1 Vote	Obama's Achilles Heel—Preborn Babies Riding Shotgun With Mafia II's Wiseguys

—	1 Vote	Labour Parties Like It's a Hellhole
—	1 Vote	Moment Giggling Best Friends in Ireland Is Arrested in Abduction of Eliza Fletcher
—	1 Vote	Random Facts Are Creeping Me Out
—	1 Vote	Caponata Is the Coolest Guy Ever After Latest Comments on Ellie Simmonds Dance
—	1 Vote	Cuba Orders Evacuation of 50,000 People in Western Province Ahead of Robotaxi Service
—	1 Vote	Learn What It Means to Be in Short Supply This Year

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