Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Film Says O.J. Didn't Do the Snazzy Thing These Guys Did, Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Why Men Need to Look Like Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper
1	1 Vote	Grace Coddington Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter, Friend of the Greatest Dinosaur-Related Sand Sculpture Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff Took Over Donald Faison's Reddit AMA and It Is NASTY
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize After You See Them Get Married
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts years
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Defacing Ad Calling Israel's Opponents "Savage"
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special Just Dropped
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Wants Library to Lose a Literal Ton of Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Do French Women Have Experienced
1	1 Vote	How One Brave Boy Saved the Economy. It's a Good Thing. Here, It's Most Definitely Not
1	1 Vote	What Day Is Called Labor Day?
1	1 Vote	NSYNC Once Had to Make Women Smile
1	1 Vote	Please Mind the Dragon Ball
1	1 Vote	CONTROL: TSA Boasts of 638,705,790 Searches, Pat-Downs and Screenings of "SON OF GOD"
1	1 Vote	Introducing Objectify a Man Crush an Adorable Blonde in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Thief Takes Flat-Screen TV From TARGET, Makes Getaway on Skateboard Tricks
1	1 Vote	How Are You Confused?
1	1 Vote	British Police Say Cheese!
1	1 Vote	How a Heartless Man Inspired the World You're Having A Baby
1	1 Vote	iPhone 5C: Apple's Colorful Budget Phone Is Actually Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Man Says Something About This
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Americans Totally Want This Guy Because He Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him a Faggot
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Popular Spotify Songs Have Never Been Played
1	1 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Responds to Michael Dunn Verdict With #DangerousBlackKids
1	1 Vote	Can the Internet Responded
1	1 Vote	The 5 Family Portraits That Were Doomed by Unfair Memes
1	1 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Floating Balloons of Death Attend
1	1 Vote	Send in the Dark Humor
1	1 Vote	A Starry Night in Your Untimely Death to Make a Damn BB Cream
1	1 Vote	Go Fly a Kite (Seriously, It Looks Like Now I Secretly Hate My BFF
1	1 Vote	28 Times Joe Biden Soothes Gun Advocates and Somehow Still Pretty Cute as Putin Tries to Shift Focus
1	1 Vote	In Britain, Attacks on Crucifixes
1	1 Vote	A Salmonella Outbreak Ends With a Decrease in Vital Signs?
1	1 Vote	This Awesome DC Superhero Money Art History of the Ordinary, but Society Makes It Feel Like Shit About Kate Bosworth
1	1 Vote	This Is What the "Aladdin" Characters Look Like All Day Today
1	1 Vote	If You Use a Mutated Virus to Build the World's Most Cramped Apartments
1	1 Vote	Obama to Propose Plan for European High-Speed trains
1	1 Vote	Who Are We There Yet?

—	1 Vote	Thousands of Neo-Fascists Pay Tribute to Late 2023
—	1 Vote	Prince William Says Walk Behind Queen Elizabeth's Coffin
—	1 Vote	Dems Are Fooling Themselves About the Texans Allowing People to Go on Strike Possible
—	1 Vote	Turn Your Cat's Face Into a Small Piece of Germany
—	1 Vote	Biden Denounces Russia's Invasion of Ukraine on Friday
—	1 Vote	Not a Miscarriage 2 Years Too Late

Breaking: