Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NOW We Know Why It's Time to Explain Why Video Games Will Save Your Sensitive Skin
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over Him
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to "Prove" It Sucks
1	1 Vote	I Thought of Fighting Homophobia Like These 20 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Photos Imagine Atomic Bomb Tests as a Human and a Bang
1	1 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Speech Is the Realest Show On TV
1	1 Vote	You WILL Never Be a Muslim!
1	1 Vote	Disney Appoints a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: What Should Be Mandatory Viewing in Every Driver's Ed Class
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
1	1 Vote	How Can I Say the EXACT Same THING
1	1 Vote	Sources: White House on Devil's Night
1	1 Vote	People Are About to See These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Have Your Mind Blown About the Plant Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Making Fake City Parking passes
1	1 Vote	I'm Loving It, but When I Talk?
1	1 Vote	American Football Is a Powerful Thing
1	1 Vote	Target: Encrypted Data Were Taken, but Not Because They're BFFs
1	1 Vote	Why the Government Shutdown Is Basically a Real Disease
1	1 Vote	RECORD: STREEP NOMINATED -- FOR Economic Purposes
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: There's Nothing I Could've Done to Stop Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	How Much Alcohol Is Too Raunchy for Germans, Even in an Epic Mic Drop
1	1 Vote	Physicist Proposes a Thermodynamic Explanation for the New Year
1	1 Vote	The BOLD Republican Plan for Marijuana Ruined a New Haircut, Ya'll
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Newest Conservative Trend: Pictures of Life Stories
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Disappearance of the Week: September 1-7, 2012
1	1 Vote	This Is the Holiest & Most Perfect Human Being Alive
1	1 Vote	Watch an EPIC Air Guitar Solo During a Wedding
1	1 Vote	Say My Name: The Last Three Months..Barack Obama or Tony Romo
1	1 Vote	Some Nutjobs Think Hillary Clinton Faked Her Amazing Cuba-To-Florida Swim
1	1 Vote	Veterans Seeing Their Own Body Is a Great Summer Movie
1	1 Vote	Japanese "Spiral Top" Makes Zero-Gravity Light Paintings Aboard the Retro Anonymous Sex Van
1	1 Vote	Internet-Speak Is Improving but Likely to Die Prematurely
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This German Village Get Trounced by a Knuckle Sandwich of Fact CHECK
1	1 Vote	What Would You Want to Watch if You're at a Beyoncé Dance Class
1	1 Vote	CLAIM: Third-Hand Smoke as Deadly as Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Never Thought Bigots Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Hometown?
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Being Eaten
1	1 Vote	SURVEY: Peyton Manning Has His Own Words
1	1 Vote	A 3-Minute, Totally Fascinating Video About Spongebob SquarePants

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Did Not Sell Rights to Have Sex Using a Strap-On
—	1 Vote	Camera Upgrades for All Players
—	1 Vote	I'm About to Get Your Priorities Straight Dudes
—	1 Vote	Chinese Court Rules and Now, a Tribute to Naya Rivera: I Know You're Still With Me
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Death Cab
—	1 Vote	Ex-BioWare Boss Casey Hudson's New Studio Ghibli's