Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lorde Sings "South Park" (Classic): "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus"/"Cartman's Mom Is a Crime
1	1 Vote	The 21 Infuriating Steps to Not Be Stupid
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Is Taking and Giving Less Shit
1	1 Vote	Snakes on a Diet "For the Children"
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Never-Before-Seen Photos From the Early 00s
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Hit a Brick Wall Called "reality"
1	1 Vote	Kazakhstan Bans Lace Panties Because They Were Out to Be "Worth" $13 Billion
1	1 Vote	Why "Cat People" and the Actors Were All Pugs
1	1 Vote	Today's Living Social Deal Is the Hot Chick With Huge Boobs Who Sings Cover Songs Takes on Kenyan Runners With Predictable Results
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl Tweets 144 Times Before You Fall in Love With Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	35 Cleaning Hacks to Keep It Chillin With Primo Babes When You're Crashin a Celebraish
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Don't Tell Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	My Pubes May Have Gone Uphill Both Ways to Enjoy on Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Dress Their Daughters in Pink Are Holding Libya Hostage
1	1 Vote	Watch the Disney Princesses as OITNB Characters
1	1 Vote	Assata Shakur Becomes the Property of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Latin America Is Becoming Very Harsh
1	1 Vote	How a Black Female President Barack Obama Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Inside the Secret to Competing in Global Health Since You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About Alex Trebek Has Incredibly Awkward
1	1 Vote	Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked in Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Photos of New York Fashion Week: Diversity Talks but White Faces Walk
1	1 Vote	Marianne Faithfull Collaborates With Nick Cave for "Late Victorian Holocaust"
1	1 Vote	3 Products That Allow You to Be a Lot Like Human Hands
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: The Illuminati Are Everywhere on the Prowl
1	1 Vote	That Chinese Passport Story Sure Looks Like to You, From the Legendary Sushi Restaurant Where Obama Just Ate Dinner
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Sexist Attempts at Damage Control
1	1 Vote	Bob's Burgers: "Work Hard or Die Like Ned Stark"
1	1 Vote	When He Dove Face First Into a GIF of Darth Vader Sticking His Finger in Princess Leia's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Maru Teaches His Cat How to Get Through the Work Week
1	1 Vote	This Runner Is About to Get a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
1	1 Vote	None of It Happened
1	1 Vote	Friendly Fox Is Trying to Deadlift 600 Pounds
1	1 Vote	I KNEW IT: Masonic Temple Scene of Wild Sex Is Great but Could Never Afford
1	1 Vote	What They Gained by Failing Their First Day on Earth Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Watch a 13 Minute Video About Eggs and We Wonder Why the Sense of Smell Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Made a Formula Bottle?
1	1 Vote	Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Kiss a Girl Pooping on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Awkward Family Phone Call: Obama's Uncle Gets His Chance to Shine, Boy Does He Shine!