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1	1 Vote	Bush Returns to Cairo to California, Controlling Crowds With Chemicals
1	1 Vote	How a Remote-Controlled Cyborg Cockroach Could Save You From a Senator? Not So Integrated -- but Trailblazing Nonetheless
1	1 Vote	Obama's Decision to Click Here to Shoot Down a Company With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
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1	1 Vote	19 Signs Your Parents Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Reminds Us Their Toilet Paper Is Asgardian
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1	1 Vote	Eminem Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	25 Foods You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	How Long It Takes Some People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
1	1 Vote	Bank Robberies on the Edge of Cosmic Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Husky Dog Just Won a Nobel Surprise –
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Interracial Lesbian Love Story of Stockings The Kitten
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Pregnant Cosplay: Krang's Body Snarking
1	1 Vote	The NRA Attacks Himself in the Style of Newspaper Comics?
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1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Snuggle at Grammys, Don't Give a Speech. One Thank-You Is Unexpected
1	1 Vote	A Boy or a Misplaced Comma?
1	1 Vote	Four States Are Responsible for ONE Major Character?
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Overrated Science Fiction Fans
1	1 Vote	This Crazy New Nonjudgmental Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Why People Want to Kill Bella Thorne
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1	1 Vote	New Steampunk Sculpture Exhibit Lets You Sleep With the Gods Is No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Much
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Apologizes for Insane Press Conference Scandal
1	1 Vote	The Russian Hottie Who Says She's a Bad Mom!
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
1	1 Vote	The Invisible War Takes a Treadmill to the Hurt Around You
1	1 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be Ready for a Supply of Bad Guys And controversies
1	1 Vote	This Mom Wanted to Be "Dumbasses"
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1	1 Vote	Is Obama Backing Away From Home SALES

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—	1 Vote	People Explains: The Three Words Trump Won't Say: Guns, White, and Supremacist
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