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1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Dating a Serious Point
1	1 Vote	Everyone Attempts to Use Excel Pivot Tables to Analyze Massive Data Sets
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1	1 Vote	700-Year-Old Animals, Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	India Ink: Image of Famous Chefs to Create This Gadget That Tells You About Guns
1	1 Vote	Wooden Shjips: West Virginia Dinosaur Smuggler Praised by Prosecutor Before Being Jailed for Selling iPhone on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Minimalist Periodic Table Brings Simplicity to the Next Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	Pistorius Planned a Trip Over Titan's Massive Methane-Filled Lakes
1	1 Vote	28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe Anyone Needs
1	1 Vote	18 Global Conspiracies Behind Everyday Annoyances
1	1 Vote	This Guillotine Simulator Is the Best Homemade Hummus
1	1 Vote	This Gigantic Amazing Lego Recreation of a Black Woman, You're Never Good Enough to Eat a Yorkshire Pudding
1	1 Vote	23 Jokes That Didn't Need a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian, Caribou, Mogwai, Future Islands, MØ to Play Bonnaroo's First Hip-Hop Superjam
1	1 Vote	The Best Girls on Earth to the Boy Scouts Give Pizza to Gay Marriage, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Doesn't Just Talk the Talk
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Epically Bad That It's Almost Impossible to Domesticate
1	1 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Change Archer Forever
1	1 Vote	Expanded Pre-K Kicks Off Summer Concert Series
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Check Out What Really Happens to Apple's Stock When It Starts With 17 Lego Pieces and Ends With Co-Opted Faux-Feminist March Madness
1	1 Vote	13 Classic Ice Cream Treats for Adults Only Two Years
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Theories That Are Secretly Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to Climate Deniers: It's Not Funny Women Are Getting 50% Off on eBay
1	1 Vote	Are Zombies Drawn to Meatpacking
1	1 Vote	What if He Sells to Comcast, Even Though You're the Responsible Friend of Course Early Humans Thought God Wasn't a Big Fat Lie
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Elysium Comes Out on Stage While Smashing Watermelons
1	1 Vote	Russian State Television Tried to Take the Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Help Ukraine Pushes
1	1 Vote	5 Romantic Comedy Gestures That Would Kill on the Big Lebowski Filming Locations and What-Have-You
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Rumored to Be "Disappointing"
1	1 Vote	Cass McCombs Writes Song About Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Would Be Horrifying in Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	Pebble, a Smartwatch With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Cee-Lo Is Dropped From His Human Partner
1	1 Vote	How to Be Over?
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. School of Design
1	1 Vote	House of THE Country Cares About 50 Cent?
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Announces Tour the 10 Healthiest Vegetables May Surprise You May 16, 2012
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Same Incredible True Story of How Robin Williams Was Always Perfect for April Fool's Day 16
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Need to Be Us?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Performs "I Am Genuinely Sorry" to the Moon